So...let's start with one of the Trainwrecks, shall we?
Fuckin' Li-Lo...(Lohan)According to TMZ.com, the D.A isn't SURE if they are gonna charge her with ANY felonies at all, and that would mean that she could possibly only serve the MINIMUM which is four days in jail!! They better reconsider that, because seriously...that could cause a riot. This broad is outta control and she keeps runnin' to rehab for protection, NOT to get better.
I don't even wanna talk about her ass anymore, so if you wanna read more, head over to TMZ. Also, according to one of my video-blogging sources...Nicole Richie's doc has recommended an abortion of her 4 month old fetus. Apparently doing cocaine, 78 shots of Patron a day and smokin' herb till the cows come home MAY have an effect on an unborn child, specifically in the first trimester. DUH!! Nicole is unfazed by this tragic possibility and has decided to KEEP the baby. For the baby's sake, I pray that it's born happy and healthy.
Moving along, our girl Beyonce had yet another concert snafu when her dress blew all the way up revealing her DREAMGIRLS in all their glory! Once again, she didn't miss a beat, although she made sure those puppies didn't pop out again! Apparently her people had the video removed from YouTube (as usual), but TMZ is always there to keep ya in the know! Dreamgirls!
Who else is in the news today? Oh yes! Foxy Brown! She was sent to jail today pending her next hearing. I guess she thought being pregnant would cause the judge to look past her probation violations...not sure why because if Nicole Richie had to go, surely she knew her black ass wouldn't be an exception to the rule! She annoys me anyway...I mean, what happened to her rap career? All she's doin' now is either gettin' beat up or beatin' someone else up. Not cute.
I gotta run, but on a final note...I am hoping that Kanye sells more records than 50 cent when they drop their albums JUST because I want 50 to sit his cocky ass down somewhere. How juvenile is it that you THREATEN to end your career if Kanye sells more albums than you? And aside from the 12-19 year old demographic that seems to be obsessed with all things rap-ified...WHO really gives a shit? Not MaiTye...
That is all, just some random shit I wanted to get off my head. I'm off to buy some wine!
*Update: In case you didn't hear about Vida Guerra's parking ticket situation...apparently the meter maid (he was a guy but that's what they call them) that wrote the ticket told one of her friends he would lower the price of the ticket for naked pics of Vida. He has now gotten his 18/19 year old ass suspended while they investigate...even though TMZ cameras caught the whole thing. He will probably be fired. What a retard.
*This blog post is spellcheck free!