its an expression i use when i get so filled with joy it results in a hypothetical boner. pretty much as happy as you can get..

now there are all types of boners, and no im not talking about different shapes or sizes.. im talking about emotional boners (emo-boners for short). anywho.. maybe ill write more on it later but for now im gonna focus on the very special joy boner.

now as far as i know i am the only one every to combine these two words to represent a perverted sense of fulfillment.. i just googled it to see if anyone else has it documented. BAM! nobody. nobody has ever even said it let alone meant the same thing.. ooh! i just got one right now.

in my research (google) i did find something very interesting though.. a woman named Joy Bonner. (tell me her parents didnt know what they were doing!) yada yada i pulled some content off her website:

Joy Bonner is the lead singer for The Gurus, who are a mix of 70s funk, modern alternative, and radio-ready pop. The band formed 6 years ago when lead singer Joy teamed up with buddies Tom Kolb on guitar and Bob Efford on bass. Steve Stephens joined on drums later.

eeek! i dont wanna kill the fun of this blog but it turns out this woman has been through some rough times!? her sister was a victim of violent crime. they didnt say what happened but she was killed. Joy also is active in the American Cancer Society, performing regularly at their fundraising events. because she lost family to cancer and blah blah. whatever. this is ruining the fun of her name and my blog.

and my joy boner.