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The Godmother aka whoracle



Last Updated: 7/10/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 33
Sign: Gemini

City: Raleigh
State: NORTH CAROLINA
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/11/2004

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Monday, June 02, 2008 

Current mood:  surprised



In today's blog the part of need4speed13420 is played by Selmisha, Alisyn will play the part of willowphile410.

(12:14:09) need4speed13420 DUDE
(12:14:12) need4speed13420 WTF
(12:14:16) need4speed13420 hahahahah
(12:14:25) need4speed13420 I just totally crapped myself
(12:14:39) willowphile410 ?????
(12:14:54) need4speed13420 NC State is testing their warning system
(12:14:58) willowphile410 hahaha
(12:15:03) willowphile410 loud?
(12:15:24) need4speed13420 some asshole made the intro chimes sound just like the close encounters music
(12:16:07) need4speed13420 so I am sitting here and I hear this shit through the window... I pause the tv and mute my laptop thinking I click on a website or something
(12:16:44) need4speed13420 I could still hear it... I was like NO FUCKING WAY. Really? you would think the aliens would be more original
(12:16:47) willowphile410 hahahahahahahahahahahahah
(12:17:09) willowphile410 blog it
(12:17:14) need4speed13420 hahaha
(12:17:16) need4speed13420 so am
(12:17:36) willowphile410 you should find a nice little audio clip of the close encounters music to put in there
(12:18:27) need4speed13420 I am sitting here going, great aliens show up and I don't even have acid to blame it on
(12:18:35) willowphile410 hahaha
(12:19:13) need4speed13420 I am just glad I did not get up and look outside
(12:19:21) need4speed13420 I would have never lived that shit down
(12:19:40) need4speed13420 although I almost did.. thankfully I am fat and lazy
(12:20:09) willowphile410 that's not good selma
(12:20:19) willowphile410 if the apocalypse comes, you need to be on your toes
(12:20:36) willowphile410 how do you know this wasn't just a test of the emergency apocalypse system
(12:20:42) need4speed13420 well I figured I would wait for the first blast
(12:20:59) need4speed13420 no need to put shoes on unless I have to
(12:21:06) willowphile410 and because of that attitude, the first blast is gonna come for you!
(12:21:34) need4speed13420 what you gonna do when the first blast comes for you..
(12:22:24) willowphile410 well
(12:22:26) need4speed13420 ..... well you see there was a deadliest catch marathon on... and I had seen it before however you always hope that maybe the next wave will get someone
(12:22:40) willowphile410 if a BIG FUCKING ALARM goes off first, i'm gonna look and try to get out of the way
(12:22:46) willowphile410 hahaha
(12:22:57) need4speed13420 hahah
(12:23:11) need4speed13420 but it was close encounters... that is some weak shit
(12:23:19) willowphile410 haha
(12:23:22) need4speed13420 if it was black sabbath I would have got up
(12:23:23) willowphile410 but appropriate
(12:23:27) willowphile410 hahahahaha
(12:23:40) willowphile410 next time maybe they'll play war pigs
(12:24:01) need4speed13420 oooooo excellent choice
(12:24:06) need4speed13420 that will make you move your ass
(12:24:32) willowphile410 but if you ever hear the buffy theme coming out of that big bitch, you better break off a chair leg and bless some tap water
(12:24:43) need4speed13420 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(12:24:45) need4speed13420 no shit

Currently listening:
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Release date: 2004-09-14
Brad ♥ Danny
Brad Pettyjohn

 
Thats the funniest shit I have heard this month
 
Posted by Brad ♥ Danny on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 4:40 PM
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smash / tripp n. dale
Ashley Dale

 
(12:22:26) need4speed13420 ..... well you see there was a deadliest catch marathon on... and I had seen it before however you always hope that maybe the next wave will get someone

(12:24:32) willowphile410 but if you ever hear the buffy theme coming out of that big bitch, you better break off a chair leg and bless some tap water


BWWAAHHHAAAAAAA!!!
That is some funny shit.
 
Posted by smash / tripp n. dale on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 4:44 PM
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Sabrina

 
You fuckin kill me!!! LOL
 
Posted by Sabrina on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 6:08 PM
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AggroFemme ~Crazy Eights~ AK~

 
and that is the only explanation i need for loving the both of you. *heart*
 
Posted by AggroFemme ~Crazy Eights~ AK~ on Friday, June 27, 2008 - 4:18 AM
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