I have mentioned in my previous articles all the cool and glamorous places that I have had the opportunity to visit. Well...this time, my travels have led me to probably one of the least glamorous places in the country....Sturgis, South Dakota! I spend a week roughing it at the biggest motorcycle rally in the nation while filming a pay-per-view special (also to be released on dvd) called Sturgis Xposed with Stormy Daniels. And by roughing it, I mean sleeping in a camper in the middle of a cow pasture behind a biker bar with seven dudes. I know what youre thinking....sleeping with seven dudes usually sounds like a great time for me, but let me remind you of the limited water supply of a camper. This means limited showering. Let me also remind you that it was over one hundred degrees and there were 650,000 sweaty bikers roaming the hills. All that being said....I had the fucking time of my life!!

I started the adventure by flying into the tiniest airport Ive ever seen on what I am still convinced was NOT an actual airplane but a hang glider. Seriously. I was then taken by car for the hour trek to Sturgis AKA: Middle of Fucking Nowhere, South Dakota. Driving into town, nothing could have prepared me for the sheer number of bikers. I didnt know that many motorcycles existed in the country. We continued through town to where wed be staying. I was a little surprised (to say the least) that there were no hotels in Sturgis and that my accomodations were a RV behind the Full Throttle Saloon. They then had the nerve to tell me (the princess) that I would be sleeping on the couch! Still, I tried to remain optimistic. It was getting late so I figured Id be heading to sleep, but no such luck...

The crew had already been there for a week and were anxious to start filming my bits. Immediately, I got dressed and we walked down to the bar. We entered through the backdoor and I was shocked at what I saw. Thousands of rowdy bikers and half-naked biker bitches were having the time of their lives. The best way for me to describe Sturgis and the Full Throttle is its basically spring break for bikers. The sound guy Jake wired me up and Kenny (the camera guy) began rolling as I started to make my way through the leather-clad crowd. Im not usually intimidated, but this was definitely one of those rare times. What if the bikers did not like me? What if one of their lady friends wanted to start a bar brawl with me? Everyones heard the stereotype about bikers and my crew and I were very outnumbered.

Luckily, the stereotypes are just that! The bikers were more than friendly and most were extremely polite. As a matter of fact, I didnt see one fight the whole entire trip. I worked my way around the vast expanse of the Full Throttle Saloon, stopping for tons of photos with fans and doing some interviews for the show. I am also very pleased to report that the ladies were more than happy to get topless with me! Just as I was starting to get into the fun, Bob (the director) called it a night. He informed me we had a crazy shooting schedule planned for the following day and we had to get an early start.

The next day we headed to Main Street for more filming and interviews. One of our first stops was to get me outfitted with the proper biker gear. I have to say I look pretty darn cute in some leather chaps! Especially with just a bikini underneath! LOL! We also covered the history of the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally and some of the important aspects of the biker lifestyle: custom rides, tattoos, and more topless ladies! All the while, I had a secret agenda....to find my own sexy biker to take me for a ride!

That night, we headed back to the Full Throttle where I was to host the Sex Games. One thing I can say about bikers is they are always willing participants for a good time. My co-host for the evening was named Goat (dont ask) and we were to do our show between bands...and right before Rock and Roll stars Jackyl took the stage. Talk about pressure! Being up there on the main stage in front of tens of thousands of bikers waiting for their favorite band to come out seemed like a recipe for disaster. Luckily, it went even better than I could have imagined. We had no trouble getting volunteers to come up and play our games which included lap dancing, fake orgasms, and demonstrating sexual positions. The ladies even got naked with very little or no encouragement from me! I was really beginning to love Sturgis! I gave away some of my dildos and other goodies from my adult toy line from California Exotic Novelties and some of my favorite Wicked dvds as prizes.

After the Sex Games, Jackyl rocked the stage. I was made an honorary roadie (not to be confused with groupie) for the night and given the most important job of the evening. I was responsible for the bands bottle of Wild Turkey and I was regularly called on stage to dispense shots to the very thirsty band. Jackyl, being the givers that they are, shared their Wild Turkey with me. I think I actually drank half the bottle of Wild Turkey on my own! And the night was just getting started!!

After the concert, we headed down to the main bar for some body shots from their very sexy (and scantily clad) bartenders. My next stop was the mechanical bull, where I did a risque topless performance that lasted far longer than eight seconds! Trust me, there were no complaints from the crowd. Eventually, it was time to call it a night...

The next day, it was back into town for more shooting. I was in search of the sexiest bike in Sturgis. I dont know if I ever found the sexiest bike, but I did find the sexiest biker. He was so yummy and I convinced him to take me for a ride...which led to a brush with the law. Hey, how was I supposed to know that riding off into the sunset straddling a biker (facing him) was illegal? At any rate, they let us off with warning and the party continued...

I began my final night in Sturgis with some body painting. It felt amazing to get naked and be airbrushed....I especially enjoyed it as the artist painted my nipples. I could have stood there all night, but I had a party to go!

We ended my Sturgis adventure with Stormys Camper Party which lasted until the sun came up. It was quite a rowdy biker-style event complete with chicks making out, lots of beer, and even a midget!! Even Bob stopped barking orders for once and had a good time. I can honestly say that I was sad to leave Sturgis the following morning....but I did take home a trophy! I have that Wild Turkey bottle proudly displayed on the shelf between my AVN awards. Hey! I earned it!

For those of you interested in checking out my weekend of biker debauchery, please go to: www.XposedwithStormy.com for more information and dont forget to buy the dvd...I promise you wont regret it. And if you do, you can take it up with one of my new 650,000 biker buddies...

- Stormy