Scott Blasey Calms Down, Soldiers On

It seems there's been a reconciliation in the Blasey split. Scott has agreed to stop acting ridiculous and Blasey has agreed to loosen up. Both parties will receive an undisclosed amount of tax-free, non-traceable cash to soothe their bruised egos and in return will continue writing and performing together through the end of the year, at which point all parties will sit down over pork and sauerkraut and discuss the future.

The press has been saying that if Blasey's rhythm elbow starts to give him problems over the long, hot summer he might think about hanging it up. Friends close to the melody-meister believe he's ready to move on to a relaxing life of child-rearing and songwriting. Scott on the other hand is preparing, and some say hoping, for Blasey's early retirement so that he can become a free agent and finally be free of the shackles of his old-school bandleader and his "stupid guitar music." He's been quoted as saying his voice is stronger than ever and ready for the rigors of the club circuit. A new song with Scott's unmistakeable vocals called "The Night the Lights Went Out in Johnstown" has surfaced on the internet under the moniker Vicki Lawrence Seaway. And in a recent radio interview he alluded to secretly working on "adventurous new material, kind of like Barry Manilow meets Radiohead at Fashion Week."

See for yourself this Tuesday, February 12 at the Rhythm House Cafe in beautiful downtown Bridgeville, Pennsylvania. Showtime is 9pm and you must be 21 or over to bear witness to the glory and majesty that is Scott Blasey playing by himself in a room with a bunch of televisions. And don't forget to check LMN.com daily for Local Music News!

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