| TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey |
| Name: | Richard Hoffman |
| Birthday: | Jan.19, 1985 |
| Birthplace: | Altus, Oklahoma |
| Current Location: | Wichita, Kansas |
| Eye Color: | light-dark brown, green |
| Hair Color: | dark brown/black |
| Height: | 5'7" |
| Right Handed or Left Handed: | mostly a righty, but a highly functional lefty too |
| Your Heritage: | Very diverse. German, Spaniard, Indonesian, Dutch, Scots... Well you get the idea |
| The Shoes You Wore Today: | my Black/blue Adios |
| Your Weakness: | Does Superman tell his enemies that his is Kryptonite? Didn't think so... |
| Your Fears: | Who the hell made this survey, my nemises'? |
| Your Perfect Pizza: | When I ran Sbarros, everything I made was perfect |
| Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: | Finish my damn six year project car...time vs. money |
| Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: | WTF or similar phrase |
| Thoughts First Waking Up: | Not this again... |
| Your Best Physical Feature: | Not that conceited...ok, my ass |
| Your Bedtime: | Whenever I pass out from exhaustion |
| Your Most Missed Memory: | 5th grade recess in Panama... |
| Pepsi or Coke: | Pepsi products...I'll make the exception for Dr. Pepper |
| MacDonalds or Burger King: | Burger King...but only if there is nothing else available and I'm starving |
| Single or Group Dates: | Dates? I have no time for dates! |
| Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: | Who the hell cares? Its tea... |
| Chocolate or Vanilla: | Cappuccino Chunky Chocolate |
| Cappuccino or Coffee: | Both |
| Do you Smoke: | Cigars... on really rare occasions |
| Do you Swear: | Hell Fuckin' Yeah...That's learn-ed behavior in Kansas |
| Do you Sing: | Not in public, not since I was 9...but I can sing |
| Do you Shower Daily: | No, I roll around in filth until I come clean...WTF? |
| Have you Been in Love: | In the conventional "need to spend the rest of my life with this person and rely solely on the affection of this sad individual who ended up with me" sense of the word...nope. Nobody so far has been worth "settling" for. That's right I said it, and I hope you read this too...okay that last part was a joke. LOL |
| Do you want to go to College: | Nope. Just thought one day after high school: "I'd like to waste at least four years of my life and thousands of dollars on a piece of paper, announcing my proficiency in a given field and contributing to my future wealth." |
| Do you want to get Married: | Of course...been dreaming about it ever since I was a little girl...LMFAO |
| Do you belive in yourself: | No, so disregard the "I Think, Therefore I Am" philosophy. Thus, I Don't Exist! |
| Do you get Motion Sickness: | Only If You Shake Me Like A British Nanny... |
| Do you think you are Attractive: | 'Attractive' needs further definition before I answer that one. |
| Are you a Health Freak: | I get "Freak" alot, the health part not so much... |
| Do you get along with your Parents: | Yeah, when I get to see them. |
| Do you like Thunderstorms: | Of Course...lightning is like nature's fireworks |
| Do you play an Instrument: | Nope...Haven't even picked up Guitar Hero yet |
| In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: | Yup, I'm working on inventing different shots. Ask me for An "Angry Pirate" |
| In the past month have you Smoked: | Nope |
| In the past month have you been on Drugs: | Straight Edge as a DARE poster child |
| In the past month have you gone on a Date: | No...why do you keep reminding me of my lonliness? |
| In the past month have you gone to a Mall: | Yup- "That's what I like about highschool girls; I get older, they stay the same age" |
| In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: | No |
| In the past month have you eaten Sushi: | Not in the past month |
| In the past month have you been on Stage: | I can't remember...I did come home with a wad of ones once. |
| In the past month have you been Dumped: | No. Again with the reminders...I think I'll take that box of Oreos now |
| In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: | Nope...but I did go Chunky Dunking...J/K |
| In the past month have you Stolen Anything: | Nope |
| Ever been Drunk: | Yes. Hence the Yoo-hoo comment (Van's Warped Tour- backstage afterparty) |
| Ever been called a Tease: | Not that I know of... |
| Ever been Beaten up: | Nope |
| Ever Shoplifted: | The question should be "Ever Been Caught?" J/K |
| How do you want to Die: | Doing What I Love...Don't know her name yet |
| What do you want to be when you Grow Up: | Grow up? Anything. I Just don't want to grow OLD! |
| What country would you most like to Visit: | Any. I'm all about travelling |
| In a Boy/Girl.. |
| Favourite Eye Color: | Not peticular |
| Favourite Hair Color: | Not peticular (not much luck with blondes lately) |
| Short or Long Hair: | Doesn't matter. Just no shorter than mine |
| Height: | Doesn't matter. |
| Weight: | Healthy. No anorexic or fat chicks ("fat" meaning obviously unhealthy) |
| Best Clothing Style: | Doesn't matter. I like originality though, not into "Store labels" too much |
| Number of Drugs I have taken: | None |
| Number of CDs I own: | Quit counting- like 200+ |
| Number of Piercings: | none (yet) |
| Number of Tattoos: | none yet- I'm very particular as to what I design, and what will represent me. |
| Number of things in my Past I Regret: | Very few. You learn from your mistakes and God only knows how many more i would have made without them. |
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