THE BASICS
1. Raised in: wolf den
2. Planned baby: no
3. Birth date: 11/16/69
4. Any siblings: yes, some wolves
5. How many? I think there was 6 in our litter
6. Hair color: pure pearl white
7. Hair length: elbo length hair
8. First school: Hard Knock Elementary
9. Eye color: white
10. Shoe size: M
11. Mood: powder keggish
12. Smell: seaweed and goat
13. Height: 7'11"
14. Lefty/righty: apen..omy


LOVE LIFE:
1. Do you remember your first real relationship? No, I remember my first fake one though.
2. Do you believe in love? I did, until evolution scientist proved it was a myth.
3. Shortest relationship? 14 seconds and it was a midget in case you meant height.
4. Have you ever been heartbroken? No, I eat right.
5. Do you like someone right now? no, I hate everybody
6. Have you ever fallen for a friend? just long enough to catch them and open my parrachute.
7. Are you afraid of commitment? no, I seek it out and challenge it.
8. Do you believe in love at first sight? The eyes are the window to the soul, how penetrating is the beauty of one to take this vision and pierce thine heart?
9. Longest relationship? 38 years, 5 months, eleven days, 25 hours, 16 minutes and 61 seconds.


THIS OR THAT:
1. Love or money? What good is money without love?
2. Coffee or alcohol? What good is coffee without alcohol?
3. One-night stands or relationships? Isn't a one-night stand a relationship?
4. Television or Internet? Books
5. Pepsi or coke? Dr. Thunder
6. Fun night out or romantic night in? Who says you can't be romantic while you're out?
7. Phone or in Person? web cam


HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Have you ever been caught sneaking out? of prison, yes
2. Have you ever skinny-dipped? no, I went fat dipping though
3. Have you ever done something you regret? I wish I hadn't set that plane on fire.
4. Have you ever been on a houseboat? No, I once stayed in a boat house though.
5. Have you ever finished an entire jawbreaker? No, I can't even do the splits.
6. Have you ever colored your hair? Yes I had it colored grey a few years bck to make myself look "distinguished".
7. Have you ever been streaking? Only during one court appearance.


ARE YOU:
1. Are you missing someone right now? No, I hit them
2. Are you talking to anyone right now? myself, but he never listens.
3. Are you German? I don't know, I was BORN in Charleston, you do the math.
4. Are you Italian? You talikin to me?
5. Are you French? No, except for kisses
6. Are you Russian? No, but my racehorse is.
7. Are you Scandinavian? Where is Scandanavia?
8. Are you Indian? How.?
9. Are you Irish? One night a year.
10. Are You Scottish? No, I'm Beasleyish
Are your parents still married? One of them is.

DO YOU:
1. Do you get depressed about things easily? Just the stock market, politics, and ringworms.
2. Do you live life to the fullest? No, I die death to the emptyest.
3. Are you comfortable with the way you look? Yes, My vision was 20/12 at my physical yesterday.
4. How do you dress? Very carefully. Its better to look good than to feel good, my darling.
5. Are you scared of growing old alone? Fear is to be addressed singularly, old age only ripens that wisdom.
6.What do you want to be when you grow up? A state of total consciousness.
7. Favorite season? Duck season, no wabbit season.
8. Are you a vegetarian? Where's Vegetaria?
9. Current song you're listening to? Ten little indians.