Why? WHY was I compelled to log into MySpace again this evening?! Why, when there was nothing but THIS WAITING FOR ME ON THE LOG IN PAGE:

Sweet merciful Jesus God in heaven.
He's got an accent.
Fuck.
It's going to be really hard for me to make fun of this now. Go. Watch. Drool.
PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME
Who even is this person and where was he two years ago?
But I must say it was very nice of Disney to show its respect for us by releasing this today, it being our anniversary and all.
Happy exactly-two-years
-since-Jake-Watch-died, agents! It's nice to know the world of Jake still revolves around us...