Dearest Intrepid Reader

I must apologise as it has been a while since we last spoke.

My winter break in Marrakech ended rather hastily and messily. Indeed many thanks to the British Embassy for allowing me to return to good old blighty with my liberty intact. My man servant Ramon and I were wrongly accused in an unsavoury incident involving two young locals a bag of cocaine and a phallic shaped wood carving.

What of the Dead Monkey's I hear you say. Well the last I heard of our favourite band was that they were back in the rehearsal room and indeed have spawned two sumptious new tunes. I believe they are also hoping to play the subway in April with fellow Edinburgh chaps The Axidents (I will bring you news of the event once confirmed).

Well my dears it is time once again to disappear into the ether or indeed slip into something warm that Ramon has prepared. 

So indeed until later my children keep it secret, keep it safe and above all 'Stay Strong'.

I would like to dedicate this blog to my friend The GZA.