Hello Everyone,                         (Feb. 20th, 2007 Valentines Addition)

Its me again, Dick (seriously) with the latest installment of the life and times of your favorite Kings of Rock-n-Roll.....Ugly Early!!!  I hope that everyone had a great Valentines Day.  To keep with tradition, I wore my red velvet boxers with hearts on them all day........So I guess you could say that I walked around all day with a heart on.  LOL!!!  Is it too early in the newsletter for me to be that funny?  Ok, so does anyone really understand the Valentines day concept of the little naked baby with wings flying around shooting people in the ass with arrows?  (WTF?)  Love will be the last thing on my mind if ever I get shot in the ass with an arrow.....unless you're into that sort of thing. 

Well at this time I would like to inform you all of the latest addition to our web page.  It seems that a lot of people are seeking my wisdom on many topics which I can only guess is because of my intellect and social status.  So, there is now a question and answer section which I have proudly named............ "Dick knows" http://uglyearly.com/DICKKNOWS.aspx  after you catch your breath from laughing I will gladly explain.  No, this is not a reference to a nose shaped like a male sex organ but instead is a highly informative forum where you can ask me anything.....and I do mean anything.  The most popular question is in regards to my ability to have my picture taken with so many beautiful women.  While only the ladies who have had their picture posted on the web site know the whole truth, I will give you a little hint.....The last time it snowed; I went outside and made a 3 legged snow angel.  LOL (now that's funny!!!)

Ok, so is anyone curious about what the band has been up to?  Well the last show at Downtown was a total blowout as expected and the pictures are on the website for your viewing pleasure.  The place was full and boy did I ever get an eye full.  There were more asses in there then at a Democrat convention.  The show was amazing as always and the crowd response was equally amazing.  And just to show that the guys have a sense of humor, some a**hole started a fight at the end of the night and the band immediately broke into a blistering version of Jailhouse rock.  Oh, and lets not forget that another lucky lady made the website after falling under the spell of my magic mojo. 

This Saturday the guys will rock the house at the Seventh Street Lounge.  Our New Years Eve show there went terrific (check the pics on the web site) and we are expecting a big turn out again this time.  Just in case you haven't been there in a while I am happy to inform you that they have the cheapest drink prices in town.  So don't worry if moneys a little tight this weekend because you won't need quite as much of it......unless you drink as much as we do.  LOL And now here's more dates that you need to add to your busy social schedule for quality entertainment