I know what the problem is:....
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MTV, HBO, Playboy, (or any other genres of this type of entertainment ) and the basis of sex as the number one sales tactic in America.....
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Yes.....
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Let me explain something to you fellas....
Youre all insane.....
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Okay look, girls with big tits have big asses, girls with little tits have smaller asses, THATS JUST THE WAY IT WORKS. ....
God doesnt mess around. Hes a fair guy. He gave the fatties big, giant balloon boobies, and the skinnies got the little, tiny, nibblers. If you dont like it CALL HIM.....
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Take a Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler whatever your flavor is ....
Open it up to that whore in the center....
Yeah, thats nice, right?....
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WELL IT DOESNT EXIST, OKAY!!....
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Lets start with the hair, ....
long, ....
flowing,....
like a damn river....
Well, its a weave, okay?....
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And the tits PLEASE! I could hang my coat on em ....
Tits, by design, were intended to be suckled by babies. ....
Yeah, theyre purely functional. ....
THOSE- are silicon city.....
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And my favorite the perfectly shaven pubis. Pubic hair being so unruly and all ....
Very vain. ....
This, is a mockery. ....
This, is a sham. ....
This, is bullshit.....
..< O:P>
Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out, the fat tucked in, the hair extended, (and dyed and fried) the nose perfectly proportioned....
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-pffftt-....
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THESE ARENT REAL WOMEN!....
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Theyre beauty freaks. (And a lot of airbrush.)....
And they make us REAL women, with our blemishes, our wrinkles, our puckered boobs, and our cellulite....
--Seem somewhat inadequate.....
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What?....
You fuckers actually think that there is a chance in HELL that youd end up with a woman like that?....
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (excuse me)....
(clears throat)....
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And in thinking this you never gave us REAL women a chance.....
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WE DONT STAND A CHANCE.....
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Its pathetic.....
You cant approach any type of commitment with the REAL women- THE ONES THAT DESERVE IT- because you have your heads so far up Barbies plastic asshole.....
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Yeah....
I said it.....
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I dont know what youre expecting, or hoping for wishing maybe,. BUT IT DOESNT EXIST!....
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Youre going to end up 80 years old, with your wrinkled old balls full of semen, drooling in some nursing home.
And then youll decide that its time to settle down, get married, and have kids. But what are you gonna do? ....
Find a cheerleader?....
Hahahaha....
OH, BITE ME.....
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Look at you with your supermodels on your walls, and your stupid MAXIM magazines lying everywhere.....
Youre all crazy to think that is beauty. That these are real women.....
If you had one ounce of self-esteem, self-worth, or self-respect, you would realize that as trite as it may sound:....
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*BEAUTY TRULY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP* ....
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And you know what else?....
If you ever did somehow hook up with one of these women I GUARANTEE youd get sick of her.....
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GET OVER YOURSELVES!....
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No matter how perfect the nipple, how supple the thigh, how pretty the face, ....
unless theres something more in the relationship besides the physical ....
ITS GOING TO GET OLD.
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And you guys, as a gender, need to get a grip--- FAST.....
Otherwise, the future of the human race is in jeopardy.....
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AND US REAL WOMEN....
WONT STAND A CHANCE.
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~*Mindy Penny*~