OK, so nothing’s proven yet to make him guilty, but let’s go on the not so long limb and assume that he did lay hands on Rihanna for whatever unjustifiable reasons.  I have assumed the minds of the PR spin doctors and outlined 3 ways young C Breezy can salvage his career.  I repeat, I’m not saying that the spin is “right”, rather I’m saying this is how the young man can still win in “the game”.  Let’s get it…

1) Make Yourself the Victim
Chris needs to chop down the Brown family tree and expose some tainted roots.  His PR needs to quickly put out how he had a messed up childhood.  I’m talking abuse by midgets from negligent, unloving parents who abandoned him in the gutters of Haiti where he learned how to dance and sing for money and his sole means of calming the pain, anger, and beast that dwells deep in his soul within. 
You know, “Good Will Hunting” / “Antwone Fisher" the game.  Society is more forgiving if they think you’re fa real, fa real jacked up.  An Oprah
couch awaits…


2) Become a Rapper
We, the rappers, know and abuse the double standard. 

Exhibit A:  Curse in a rap?  Of course.  What other words are there?  Curse on a singing milky track…you’re either semi-crass or R-Kellz. 

Exhibit B:  Cut up mad womens in macho/beastly semi-creative ways?  This aPlies to rap.  Do it in RnB?  Mmmmm…semi-kosher, but usually you still have
to do it in harmony and use words like “make love” and “passion.

Exhibit C:  Hit a womens in rap or real life?  Not cool at all, but ehhhh…you knew he was a rapper.  Do it while singing AND your main demographic is the kiddies AND she’s a star too???  Run, nigga, run…
(And it would be best to run over R-Kellz crib.  Believe me, he has that worked out too.)

3)  White Nike/Wife Her
a) Go to Barbados and beg her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Umbrella, to forgive you.
b) Make a public spectacle of yourself fully putting your pride on the line to the point of embarrassing yourself.
c) Drop all sideline chicks (that you and I both know were there the whole time).  (Note:  Only do this one after 1 &2.  Enjoy for as long as possible b/c you can’t
go back for the next 1-3 years.)
d) Slowly, but surely begin clawing your way into her life again
e) Make a hit duet with her. 
(Just don’t use the word “hit”.)
f) Jay-Z her (bka Put a Ring On It)
Why you ask?  Either America will think you just messed up and really love her OR they’ll lose remorse for a womens who puts herself in that position with you again.  Either way you’ll be back chewing Wrigley’s gum and drinking milk in no time.

All and all, the boy messed up and needs some help, but let’s not forget Rihanna’s the victim.  Sad situation.  Hopefully they can both get it right.
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I must note that this here rambling does not condone nor promote whooping on females in any way.  I’m not for pollywogging females for any reason…well…I take that back.  I have 3 very special exceptions of womens I’d go all out on (and perhaps still lose).

1) Any professional female athlete (excluding chess and gymnastics).
2) My homegirl from the Bluff back in the day with the Jerry curl with a record of 16-1-1. 
(Note:  The one “L” she took was when some of the “drip” got in her eye. 
Luckily her eyesight was saved.)
3) This cold model womens I know who is about 6’, 170 lbs,
and 1.3% body fat and punches like a mule kick.  (She can both model in and secure all my vide shoots (with no extra pay of course).

Other than those 3, I’ll talk it out.