When I was younger I used to often debate on if it was worse to be forced to go to WAR or PRISON.
The debate was always a rough one in my head b/c I'm not good in
situations where there is a clearly defined dictator hierarchy and
where they call you words that normally get you slapped on any Martin
Luther. You know, on some "Turn dem lights out boy!", "Rise and shine
maggot!", or "Lick my boot douchebag!". I figured at either of these
places I'd have as highly a likelihood of hearing these phrases and
then feeling dirt on my cheek after they promptly gut checked me when
an inevitable sarcastic response escaped my lips. (I always figured I'd
learn my lesson before I'd lose an eye or my virility though.)
However, the debate soon ended after I started learning about the
number of non-negotiable "back entry" bonding sessions in the joint.
To finish the read, peep the remainder at the IATL blog HERE!!! Be sure to watch the clip too. Quite amusing.