seven months....it was roughly seven months ago that i wrote my last blog. why has it been so long? i'm not sure...i just haven't felt like writing anything lately. today, for example, i was planning on doing a continuation of my valentine's day blogs that i've been doing over the past two years...especially after coming up with the scenario (that you might see as my current status) of me duct taping a strand of spaghetti to a mirror so i can eat the spaghetti 'til i end up kissing my reflection 'lady and the tramp'-style. it's a grand idea, especially with my bashful look away from the mirror after the kiss has been made.

but alas, i'm not blogging to talk about how i love myself and how i feel that i'm the girl of my dreams (which i am, by the way). i'm writing this to let you folks know, because i don't let y'all know often enough, that i appreciate your friendship. i've never been good at keeping in touch with people...so, i know a lot of you probably haven't heard much from me unless you actually contacted me instead. but, i just want to make it clear that i appreciate each and every one of you folks and you've all got a place in my mushy li'l heart.

some folks say that the wealth of a person is measured by counting their friends...if that's the case, i'm a rich fellow. the bonds i've made with you all are made of gold. and let me tell you, friends, this gold bond that we share removes all itchiness and irritation on our feet of friendship. our gold bond gives us a cooling comfort with triple action relief that absorbs the moisture of depression and the odor of unhappiness. this gold bond can't be bought in stores...it can only be obtained through an entertaining infomercial known as life.

but anyway, tonight when i'm making myself a romantic candlelight dinner to remind myself how much i mean to me, i want you all to know that i'll also be thinking of you folks. afterall, valentine's day is a day for thinking about the people you love....and call me a mushy tushy, but i adore each and every one of you.

i can't think of a clever way to end this blog, so instead, just pretend the following: an audience going 'awwwww' followed by clapping and my theme song starting to play while the credits roll, but you won't actually see the credits when the show gets on syndication because the tv station syndicating it will make the screen small at that point so that they can advertise other stuff on their station like the 'my little pony chronicles' where pinky pie goes to rehab for her anorexia problem after all the other ponies call her a fatty and the rest of them compete in games to see who will win $10,000 and get to marry the greatest rock star of all time, chubby checker. it's 'must leave tv'. speaking of leaving, that's what i'm doing now. bye.