so... i'm stuck at work. my counterpart, the amazing sparkle, borrowed my car today. when he no longer needed it, he dropped it off at my work... but he forgot to turn the lights off. so it's dead. so i'm stuck. at work. i'm currently pondering why my current moment is what it is, and i'm seriously wondering whether or not the gods are laughing at this rather funny joke.
but whateva. i'll just kill some time and post a new blog. hooray for the internet. it really is there for me in my times of need. and/or boredome.
so... today was my last day in trailer trash hell. yes, that's right. i no longer live in a trailer. we severed ties with the devil, i mean our landlord, and have left the pits of hell. well, actually.. i have to go back there tomorrow to do a walkthrough. the devil wasn't going to do a walkthrough with me, but i insisted. that trailer is clean as a whistle. and i want her to see that. i want her to see that i'm not the usual bullshit trailer trash that she's used to dealing with. and i want my fucking deposit back. I WILL GET MY DEPOSIT BACK.
so, tomorrow i will see my old empty trailer one last time. and i'll bid it farewell. and i won't feel even slightly bad. i mean, the trailer itself was cool... as i'm sure certain aspects of hell are "cool." but i just can't handle the devil. at least not when she's a 5'2" heartless bitch with severe kyphosis.
i harbor no resentment. can't you tell?
but then, i get to start my new chapter. in a new house. that will ROCK everyone's face right off. for real. it's a gooden. you all should come and party at it sometime. after we move our shit in and get it all fancy lookin.
for real. we're movin on up.. to the east side of lawrence.
i got the hell outta dodge.