I am 26 today. F yes. I don't feel any older. My body feels younger than it did when I was 21. Probably because I'm at least 8 times healthier than I was then. And also probably because, these days, I don't put a fraction of the chemicals into my body that I did back then.

I feel like a giant sexy party.

So, my band played it's last show ever. And then I exposed my genitals to Carolyn at the after party. Anna seems to have been an innocent bystander, caught in the fire that is my crotch. I think Don wanted to fight me after that.

I was sober when all of that happened, mind you.

Because I work and go to school tomorrow, my birthday treat is some cake and one Boulevard beer that's been in my fridge for a few weeks. Like I said, I stay sober a lot more often. And apparently a 20 pack of Boulevard can last over a month at my house, even when I try to give it away.

So I'm 26. And I'm getting sleepy. So I'm gonna go to bed soon.

But tonight is Autumnal Equinox, or Mabon, and I swear this to myself: this year will be even better than the last. Everything about life is completely fucking awesome.

I'm in love with everything.