So... George Bush is in Sydney this week for the APEC Conference. The entire city has been cut up & cut off with massive security precautions... fences & barriers everywhere. Glad I don't live there.
So... my old mate Earle Qaeda wrote a song for the event. He's a great lyricist but too lazy to come up with a melody. He suggests humming something like Peter Allen's "I Still Call Australia Home." Here ya go...
Go To Dallas lyrics by Earle Qaeda 2007
George don't come to Sydney, this ain't your sort of town
We're afraid that your company, would only bring us down
And look at our Prime Minister, we've already got a clown.
George why not try Dallas, next time
George stay away from Berlin, they've seen your type before
They're done with world conquest they won't do that any more
Well that's what they said but can we really be sure
George please go to Dallas, next time
But Sydney's no good George, how can I begin
You'd find us too enlightened you just wouldn't fit in
And we've seen your work in Baghdad & we think it's a sin
We'd prefer you did Dallas next time
Well maybe there's Tokyo even you could walk tall there
Or stroll around Beijing & breathe deep that good air
You'd love what they did in Teianimin Square
Or perhaps, go to Dallas, next time
Still there's somewhere for you George now this world's turned so cold
Dallas is where your destiny could unfold
Drive slow round Deily Plaza & the Grassy Knoll
Yes please go to Dallas
An open limo in Dallas
George please go to Dallas next time