Holy shit i'm getting older and i've been doing random open-mic nights. My life has never been better and i've realized that you can only care so much for people, but if your fucked up there is no hope for you in the long run. Now personally i don't fit in this category, however most of my idiot friends (who just happen to be women) fall right into the bunch.

 For example, i got this friend, lets call her lola. She is one of these life changing people. She had a dumb fuck for a boyfriend. It got to the point where she was turning bi-psycho on all of us. Complaining that he doesn't make her feel good...fuck that, if i was her i would have left that train back at the station and never give him another ride. She, however, thinks that when they get back together for the second or fiftieth time it's going to be good forever. Well listen up, if you got annoyed by johnny a few months ago for stupid shit, chances are it's gonna happen again. You think that just because you spent a month apart it's gonna be any better. It's just gonna get worse, i've seen this shit a milloin times. There is always a couple in my life that is like this. Every case it's the same lines. " He's changed, he loves me for who I am, we've worked things out, we both go to church now, we need each other."  I'm not feeling sorry for you anymore, all you needed to do was fuck someone else. Am I wrong?

I got this other fried who got dumped, and he thinks he can fix it.In this man's case the verdict is no hope in hell. He visits me at work and shows me a picture on his cell phone of this girl. This girl looked like she wouldn't touch his dick even if it were a 39 1/2 foot pole. Just because you got lucky and she relized what a loser you are she took off. He tells me that there is something there, bullshit! Read through the lines, SHE LEFT FOR A REASON! IF SHE REALLY LOVES YOU SHE WILL COME BACK. So please try to find someone else and in your case lower your fucking standards, cause you are far from hansome and there are alot of great girls out there if you wern't so pig-headed.

Now back to me, hopefully i'll get good enough at comedy so i can give you a show. But for now it's just gotta be these blogs and more time at the lodge. I guess in your eyes all blog and no play makes us all fucking crazy.

                                                     Your pal

                                                         NotePad Nate