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Sunday, October 25, 2009

You want zombies? I'll give you zombies up the Wazoo!
Category: Art and Photography

Cheetham's Zombies is slowly infecting the world one bite at a time, and coming very soon, we will be taking that concept to an entirely new level.

Yes it is true, from now until Halloween we will turn a photo of you (quality matters of course) into one of the walking dead for a mere $13.13 Canadian.

Yes it is true, we can take your Zombie Makeover and put the photo on actual Halloween Cookies and ship them to your doorstep for all your Halloween functions, and I assure you, there is nobody else in the world offering this incredible edible... ( see myphotocookie.com )

Yes it is true, we will be taking the Zombie Makeover concept on the road to our friends in the states, starting at the Minneapolis Crypticon in Novemeber. I will have award winning photographer Doug Ritter with me and we will be taking your photo on the spot so that we can turn you into a rotting shell once we get you back home.

So what else can we do with that photo?

Well, you will have your choice of various sized photos and posters we will ship to your doorstep. The 24X36 portraits are incredible works of dark art in which your rotting soulless corpse will be the subject of the picture.

Or, coming soon, we will be putting your Zombie Photo on our
'Cheetham's Zombies
Officially Infected'
T-shirts.
Let's face it, nobody else in the entire world will have your zombie image except you, just like your Zombie T-shirt!

Every Zombie we do will be kept on file. Once you're dead, you're dead. You can contact us anytime and order products with your zombie image on it. Posters, clothing, magnets, mugs...Christmas is coming after all.

Still not enough to convince you an initial $13.13 investment in your immortality is worthwhile...well, how about this?

Once your zombie is completed, you also have the chance to appear on the cover, or as a character in the Seasons of The Brittle Harvest series. Should that happen, you will receive a free, signed copy from your's truly. Or, perhaps you will end up in our comic book as an illustrated zombie, or on our Brittle Harvest T-shirt line...

If we use your zombie likeness you will receive a gift from us of the product your image haunts, and, every zombie will end up on our official website, a notch in our belt of infection...( Cheetham's Zombies ).

Our goal is to unite Zombie fans and form an army of the undead like no other. If you are a true Zombie fan or have one in the family, this is the way to confirm your (or your loved one's) immortality!

Zombie Love
to all of you! we look forward to killing each and every one of you...

James Cheetham
The Official Website of James Cheetham

6:11 PM

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