Get this:
"ISTANBUL (Reuters) –
What happens when you put a Muslim imam, a Christian priest, a rabbi and a Buddhist monk in a room with 10 atheists?
Turkish television station
Kanal T hopes the answer is a ratings success as it prepares to launch
a gameshow where spiritual guides from the four faiths will seek to
convert a group of non-believers."
Golly-gee!
What a fantabulous idea! What do I win if I get to be the special
chosen evil heathen sinner to go? God! It's almost like winning a car
on Price is Right, but without actually winning anything.
Awesome
thing about this little shabang,... apparently it
"doesn't matter which
religion you believe in. The important thing is to believe". So all you
have to do is pick a flavor. You can have god served up with curry,
Matzah Ball soup, Persian rice cakes, Jeezits and wine, or plain ol'
fried chicken for those favoring the Southern Baptist taste. Just be
sure not to remain a non-believer, as they
"don't approve of anyone
being an atheist".
Funny how it's alright for someone to say that regarding atheists,...
but gawds forbid if I were to openly proclaim that I don't approve of
anyone being, say... Jewish. I'd be cast down as a horrid anti-Semite.
But hey, who needs consistency when you can take god home as a
door-prize?
I have to wonder what would motivate a non-beleiver to take part. Convert and get a free vacation. Don't convert, and... um... a copy of the home game?
I'd say that the atheists are there just to try to get the free trip,
but
"A team of theologians will ensure that the atheists are truly
non-believers and are not just seeking fame or a free holiday." There's
just no way a evil heathen could pull one over on them... after all,
it's not like they are gullible enough to believe in talking snakes or
zombie-like resurrections. Right?
What's next? A show giving away long ICU stays to the first contestant to get malaria?
Having likely pissed off a good number of believers who read with my sarcasm, I'm off to fix some grub for the rugrat.
Side note: since when do Buddhists go out of their way to convert? That is something i've yet to encounter...