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Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:50 AM

My Redneck Sleep Number

I love my redneck sleep number bed. It's awesome. Cost me $120 at Target and came with an air pump. All I have to do is inflate it to increase my sleep number, and deflate it to decrease my sleep number. Then, use a tire pressure gauge and BAM! my sleep number is 32psi.

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Heather in Wonderland...

Very nice Ivan...very nice. Sounds like you are sleeping on a tire.

I miss the Ivan.

Why did you have to move to Texas... (I know for work...still sucks though).

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Posted by Heather in Wonderland... on Thursday, September 11, 2008 - 9:38 AM
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Brandie

lol@ you! i shoulda known you'd really blog about it. i aint comin till you get a real bed lol.< 3

Posted by Brandie on Thursday, September 11, 2008 - 9:38 AM
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Lou

wow... now that's special.

In other related news, rednecks put their new tv on top of their broken tv. It's scientific fact.

Well... We have our new oven on top of our old oven...

How deliciously redneck. :D

Posted by Lou on Thursday, September 11, 2008 - 6:01 PM
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Alisa

OH MAN, I hate those things!

Remember when Dad bought one for me when we just moved to CA to that tiny apartment over by the Russian Store and the damn mattress would deflate during the night and I'd be sleeping on the floor by morning?
8(

Posted by Alisa on Friday, September 12, 2008 - 1:42 AM
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