My last post (besides this one)! What could have been possibly the latest sign that I am slipping in relevance? Well apart from my readership going down significantly, my post "In Lucifer We Trust!" The good thing, I guess, is at least barely anyone read it. Instead of censoring by deleting it from the collective memory of the internet, I've left it up as a trophy to remind myself of just how terribly uninspired I can be and how I must struggle to be increasingly creative, logical, and most of all humorous! That's the only reason people want to read this fucking shit in the first place! If anyone feels the need to kick me while I'm down, I sincerely appreciate it. Don't let me get away with writing bullshit. Especially this pile I just wrote.