OK, I know the calendar says June, the grass is green with leaves on the trees, heck my Rose bushes even have buds!  But why is it still so cold out?  The first 4 days of June have been rather chilly, in fact so cold the pool hasn't even been open.  I went this morning and it was cool and clear. 

But not so cold and clear where somebody wasn't even able to make it to the bathroom!  The had to close the pool because somebody launched a "Brown Trout" into the far end.  Yep, your thinking right, they took a dump in the pool and by no means was it a small toddler size excrement, but adult sized.  Nobody would admit it but I have a hunch it was the extra large young teenage boy in need of a bra who did it.   You see he was floundering in that end of the pool the disappeared and was only too helpful to help the women lifeguards who fished it out, dump it from the net.  I have no proof it was this kid but you don't need to be a rocket scientist to put two and two together.  Where did this kid go while Miss Katy the guard saw it and fished it out?  Probably to the men's room to finish up with the paperwork if you catch my drift.  Why did he go back and volunteer to run the net?  Heck this kid had a case of Plumbers Butt that would humble a true pro!  Think about it, for a person to leave a poop in the pool with a swimsuit on, takes effort because well you know...  If those girls had any Cajone's they would have put two and two together and figured out who did what and nailed this kid!  But I am just a Stay at Home Dad who was catching up on some reading before swimming because my kid is in school today and good thing I read, because I might have got some on me!

Those poor girls didn't know what to do because Mr. Steve was at another pool today, good thing they called him because they put Danger tape (a Spanish version nonetheless) around it to close the pool and Shocked it and scrubbed the skid marks the load created away.  I asked Miss Katy why they closed it, and she thought a second about the wording and while trying to be a big girl said there was feces in the pool while not trying to be too grossed out.  These were just high school girls who guard in the summer for the awesome tan, not to pull teenage or adult bowel movement from the pool.  I give these girls a thumbs up for their effort today!