Pitiful Hu-Mans!  I have been sent another message to answer.  Truly, if this continues, your civilization will be worth destroying!  Here is the letter in question:

Dear Ro-Man,

How can I lose weight and keep it off?
I want to be skinny dang it!

Sincerely,
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Fools!  Can you not verify a fact?  You must first destroy (not eliminate) your musculature to the point of a comfortable rating!  Then, your gelatinous deposits will become utilized to the point of non-existence!  In the process, your musculature will increase in strength tenfold!  Meanwhile, your intake of nutrients must be heavily monitored to eliminate excess cellular increase!  To keep the amount of Hu-Man weight off, this must be repeated for the rest of your short pitiful Hu-Man lives!

However, there is an alternative!  You can cease your intake altogether, or increase your intake and simply reverse the digestion process so that no increase could be detected in your biological casing!  Be warned, Hu-Mans!  Your chances of survival are NEGATIVE in this option!  It is a pity that you cannot rely on the strength transmitted from the Planet Ro-Man!  Great Guidance help you!  Great Guidance help you all!  Is this not so?

I await further transmissions and messages that I might better understand your foolish Hu-Man condition!  Pray to the gods of this universe (which exist beyond your total comprehension), that the Great Guidance does not order me to eliminate you one by one!

Transmission Ended!