EXTREME ERROR!

It has been brought to my attention, that a previous B-Log of mine has been misleading.  It required of me to answer where to find better dates.

I...do not...understand...must contact...Great Guidance

    ****INCOMING B-LOG INTERFERENCE****
            LOCATION:  PLANET RO-MAN/DATA PROCESSING SECTOR
            ELECTRONIC DATA STREAM OCCUPANT:  GREAT GUIDANCE

Ro-Man:  Great One...for the second time in my life I need Guidance.

Great Guidance:  Ro-Man!  State the nature of your inefficiency, that I might better punish you!

Ro-Man:  In my Earth Myspace B-Log, I overestimated my abilities!  A simple dictational authentification has caused an Error in judgement!

Great Guidance:  You sound like a Hu-Man, not a Ro-Man!  What was the error in question?

Ro-Man:  I was asked where I could find better dates, however, I merely pointed out that dates could be cultivated in the springs in the corresponding orchards...

Great Guidance:  ERROR!  EXTREME ERROR!  Fool!  Can you not calculate?  Can you not verify a fact?  Are you not a Ro-Man?  Are not the Ro-Men superior in such abilities?  You have failed me, Ro-Man!  Must I obliterate the planet Earth to hide your EXTREME ERROR?!

Ro-Man:  No, Great Guidance.  I shall not error again.  Perhaps my study of Earth culture should be intensified...

Great Guidance:  Not Perhaps...Precisely!  Remember!  You are a Ro-Man, of the Ro-Men, from the Planet Ro-Man!  We must all follow our part in The Plan!  Even I!  And that means eliminating you should you provide a nuisance who cannot calculate!  Is this not so?

Ro-Man:  Understood Great Guidance...forgive me!

Great Guidance:  It is not neccessary!  I do not forgive, Ro-Man...I warn, now begone!  Transmission Ended!  >: []

****TRANSMISSION ENDED****

It is true, I have errored.  However, my logic will be intensified by 8.93 percent!  So, Hu-Mans!  Do not expect Error in the future, for it truly means my life!

Transmission Ended!