ATTENTION HU-MANS!

At 10:13, by your Clock-Time, I received a heartfelt transmission expressing enthusiasm for the Imminent Telecast that will soon grace your inferior Interweb!  This Hu-Man (evidence suggests otherwise however) shall indeed be spared, and possibly utilized in the Great Guidance's glorious legions!  Such should be the ultimate dream of all Hu-Mans, if not all Sentient life!  He will be rewarded greatly...

Here is the part of the transmission I will be utilizing:

So, other than conquering galaxies, what do you do?

A worthy question!  A question that shall be answered MERCILESSLY!  I perform but three tasks, in my "extra-curricular" moments:

1.  I serve at Senior Citizen homes at Planet Ro-Man!  I care for the sick and the afflicted, until they are well enough to be put through the Recycling Processors!  Their useless rejuvinated bodies soon become one with all Ro-Men once the slurry reaches the enormous Feeding Bays to be served to the masses!

2.  Upon Moonlit Nights, I write poetry, expressing in ways too primitive for Hu-Mans to grasp, the beauty and grace of the universe.  Here is a sample I wrote after cleansing all life from the Planet Takra 9:

       An atmosphere ignited to suit higher greater Plans,
       And a desert made of burning glass, birthed from your noble sands,
       All the power of the Death Rays, cannot compare to thee,
       An Interspatial Time Distortion Mass Anomaly!

It doesn't have a title.  My poetry is too personal to be labled.  Fools!

3.  I play Crush-Death with my Ro-Man compatriots!  The rules of Crush-Death are simple.  Each player chooses the nearest member of an inferior species.  Then, you drug them to the point that they are aware, but cannot move.  While they are still awake, you throw said species into a pile on top of one another.  You continue this process, throwing members of the inferior species into the pile until one of them dies.  The player that threw that form of life into the pile is eliminated.  Then you continue until the next one dies.  It really is quite fun, although I am not as proficient at it as my kin are.

Now you know more about me and the Ro-Man race as a whole, pitiful Hu-Mans!  Continue to ask inferior questions (an exception in the previous case) and I shall give to you superior answers!

Transmission Ended!