I'm drowning in a barrage of emails from people who demand to know what happened to me this week. My typical response of "you don't want to know" never seems to go down well, despite the fact that it's universally true.
This inspired me to make a video, which does include an explanations for you curious cats. (It also includes a decidedly incurious cat.) Enjoy.
As always, those of you who liked it, you are encouraged to rate it, favourite it, and share it.
MITIFOTIT:
I don't know why I found this so funny - I must be a truly sick individual.