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Guide to Blogdering Bodicea's MySpace Blog:

1. Use Internet Explorer 5.5 browser please and thank you.

2. In case of the appearance of !-[if !supportLineBreakNew]-->, use Mozilla Firefox 1.5 browser, please and thank you.

3. If you came here from Bodicea's profile:-
   a) and have clicked on View All Blog
      Entries:
      i. you are smart to save time.
   b) and have clicked on Blogdering 
      Bodicea's Blog 101 or any other
      individual posts:
      i. you will waste at least 2-3
         seconds to click on Back just to
         view her previous ingenious
         posts. My condolence.

4. When you're stuck in her blog:-
    a) and you want to read similar
       shits like it:
       i. Click on the catergory beneath
          the blog post title.
      ii. Select subject.
     iii. Read.
    b) and you want some more similar
       shits like the one you've just
       read:
       i. Click the Back arrow button on
          the upper left of your
          Internet Explorer 5.5 /
          Mozilla Firefox 1.5
      ii. Repeat steps 4(a)(ii) and
          4(a)(iii) as necessary.
    c) and you want to get out of it:
        i. Click on < Back to go back to
           the recent blog posts page
           and recieve further
           enlightenment.
       ii. Click on the X button on the
           upper right corner to go back
           to your realm of ignorance.

5. When you're almost blinded by her funky flashy choice of colours:-
   a) Wear a pair of ultraviolet ray
      protectors.
   b) Highlight the words with your
      friendly mouse pointer.
   c) Copy and paste everything into your
      friendly word processor.
      (Micro$oft Word, Open Office, etc)

   In case of emergencies: Discontinue
   use of video card. Obviously you need
   to change it.

6. When don't understand her bombasticness:
   a) Pay your ever friendly yet lonely
      dictionary a lovely visit!(Don't
      abandon your books, folks! They
      have feelings too.)
   b) Consider retaking your English
      class.

7. When you want to comment in her nifty blog:-
   a) You can:

      i)Sign up for My-sucky-Space.
     ii)Click on the desired post.
    iii)Click on X Comments at the
        bottom. (if available)
     iv)Read the post and the comments
        below (if any) at least thrice to
        ensure that your mind is not
        about to create a comment that
        would make Bush sound smarter
        than you are.
      v)Click on Add Comment.
     vi)Type in the lovely white
        rectangle at the bottom of the
        page.
    vii)Give her 2 Kudos for her
        ingeniously absurd speculations.
   viii)Click Post.

   b) You can email her and request that
      your enlightening comment be seen
      by the ignorant public. She is
      nice. Don't worry.

   Reminder: This blog is read mainly by
             Bodohland-ers. Use simple
             England. Preez en Sangkyu.

8. When you don't understand alien languages like ��������:
    a) Assume that they are apostrophes, open/close
       inverted commas, percentage signs, dollar signs,
       censored cussings etc.

9. When you don't know what are apostrophes, open/close inverted commas, percentage signs, dollar signs and censored cussings:
    a) Refer to 6.