Current mood:
cynical
Category: Romance and Relationships
Dear Lady Marie™:
Okay, so here is our scenario:
There is this guy I know. Out of freak coincidence, he happens across an email address for a girl he knew 20 years in the past.(He went out with said girl for about 3 weeks.) For shits and giggles he sends her an email. They kind of reconnect through IM. They go over old times and how she has been happily married for 18 years. Out of the blue, she asks him why he broke off the relationship. She then tells him she still has the letter he wrote her telling her it was over in her Bible.
Creepy?
Sincerely,
A Concerned Bystander
Dear Concerned:
Beyond creepy... the normal thing to do with that sort of letter is to immediately collect any photos, mix tapes, articles of clothing, letters, etc. associated with the person who sent it, take the collection to the back yard, dump 5 gallons of gas on said collection, and dance naked around the flames. Whoa... wait... the naked dancing around the flaming remnants of the relationship is kinda creepy too, isn't it?
Oops.
Anyhow, the last thing I would do, speaking as a sorta creepy gal myself, is stuff the offending letter into a bible for safekeeping and then keep it for 20 years. Or eternity, of which 20 years is a good start.
Obsess much, little missy? Methinks so.
Your friend needs to drop that psycho like a bad habit.
Sincerely,
Lady Marie™
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