We're entertaining the thought of getting another fiddle slinger. I prefer to hit people with guitars than play them. If interested, read the list below:
1. We know what we are. Love that, and you can go on to part two.
2. We don't call it "playing music." No one here is "playing" shit. If you know what I mean, go on to three.
3. We're all grown ass men, and ain't got time to change diapers. If you want to eat shit and fight with both fists, go on to four.
4. We live in Athens, you have to also. If that ain't an obstacle, go on to five.
5. We mean it the way Malcolm X meant it, which is to say, we ain't asking, we're telling. If you can stand on a stage beside us and with that conviction, go on to six.
6. Music Hates You is a full contact deal. If your health and feelings are iron clad, go on to seven.
7. We like LOUD. If you got the gear to keep up, go on to eight.
8. We know what we're looking for, and are damned sure it's gonna be hard to find. If you think you're it, read 1-7 again. Read it slow and fully realize what you're getting yourself into. This life sucks, it's hard and miserable, and nothing pisses me off more than people wasting my time. Nothing. We get each other through, or we hold each other down, and that's the double truth, Ruth. So...
If you're worked up to a frenzy to be a part of our band, drop us a line:
right here on myspace is fine. noah@musichatesyou.com will work.
One last thing. We love our people, they've taken insults from us, good and bad shows the same, and lots of them have had doctor's visits directly related to coming and seeing us do our thing. Yes, we do have a sense of humor. No it does not extend to letting these people down.
Noah
Music Hates You