Yay! So. Course catalog. Keep it and treasure it and love it forever, okay? Maybe frame it. Try to sell it on eBay in a few years.
Well, at least make sure you cross out "Kesley"...
Because, you know...that's not my name. Write "Parsley" instead. It's my new alias. That may as well be what they wrote down, since they can't even spell my name correctly.
Quelle day!