It's been a while since I have taken the time to complain online with you. I blame the fact that I have been busy writing off-line, working a lot at work (where we aren't able to get onto MySpace, the bastards) and not really being that bitchy, come to think of it.
I DO appreciate the emails and the barrage of questions that make me feel famous even though I'm not. To answer a few of the more common queries:
YES, I cut my hair. I hadn't touched it for a full year, but I went ballistic in August and got it chopped off. My wife is thrilled. I no longer look or feel like a homeless person, and my personal temperature has dropped about 1000 degrees.
YES, we are still in the process of adopting a baby from China. The paperwork and hoops they require you to jump through are staggering and exhausting. It blows my goddamn mind how difficult the US and China make it to take an innocent child from a lifetime of hardship, slave labor, or sex work and give her the chance to be loved and raised in an environment that will actually elevate her to... you know... a GOOD LIFE.
NO, I haven't "gotten rid of" the cats. Someone wrote me and chewed me out for "getting rid of" my 4 fantastic cats. I still have 'em. They still wake me up 30 times a night. I am still covered from head to food in luscious, delicious fur. My cats still trip me every time I walk through my kitchen. They still cost me $50 a month to feed them. They still attack my fucking feet when I am trying to watch MAD MEN.
Jesus Christ. Does anyone want a cat?
YES, Rocky Horror is coming back to Belcourt on October 31st. If you plan on coming, I STRONGLY suggest that you get advanced tickets. Go to
www.belcourt.org and poke around, you will find it. We had a show on July 4th and 5th and both shows sold out FAST. You have been warned.
All in all, I'm fine. Things are good. Nothing is wrong. My Lovely Wife™ has not kicked me out yet. No complaints.
Now here is a photo of Christina Hendricks. She is on a show called MAD MEN, and I am not exaggerating a bit when I say she is a mother fucking brick shit house. I figure you earned a look at her because this was a boring blog entry and you kids deserve more. She has more to spare. Holy crackers.
