I'm having difficulty determining who the enemy is as of late, thus causing strange reactions to most uncommon events. "It's all one huge conspiracy" I keep telling myself. "the busses are late because time warner and disney will bank on coat and scarf sales at their many retail stores across the nation." or some such bullshit.

as humans. it's easy to accept someone or something is at fault or to blame for common mishaps. if something goes wrong, it's obviously SOMEONE'S fault, right? it surpasses comprehention how easy it is for us to overlook the randomness of events, that an instance can't just be written off as an unfortunate event. SOMEONE'S to blame, and they should be forced to pay.

Things CAN happen, and often do. Things out of reach to the control groping hands of our society. Things far beyond even YOUR control, but are also not a direct effect from another person's actions (atleast directly).

also, what's this new trend of half coats? who's to blame for this unfortunate turn of events?

waist watchers, that's who...