Myths:

Santa's elves wear green and red.

presents for good girls and boys are loaded into a sleigh, in which santa circumnavigates the globe in one night.

Facts:

Santa's elves are UPSers and they wear brown.

presents for good girs and boys are loaded into UPS trucks which deliver them throughout the month of December (and then some)

Some tips to ease the stresses of logistics this holiday season and to ensure the safe arrival of your shipment:

1. use lots of tape! LOTS

2. ship early. last year, for the entire week before Xmas, I worked 15+ hour days. after my shift on friday i went to sleep and didnot awake untill 4:30 pm Xmas day. not fun

3. by the time your package gets to you, atleast 12 UPSers and 10 conveyor belts have moved your package. please don't blame your driver for damaged packages.

4. when shiping fragiles, double box it and fill the difference with wadded newspaper (packing peanuts are evil, expensive and messy...sounds like a girl i once knew...)

ship UPS and support american business

Live better, Work Union

boycott Wal-Mart!

massive love and respect,

St.Red