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Incognito Cinema Warriors XP, or "ICWXP" (for all you damned text speakers with your insatiable lust for acronyms). ICWXP is a show that makes watching bad movies a breeze. Sound familiar? Indeed, it's another heartwarming tale of one man trapped in a movie theater with two wisecracking robots, forced to watch the most horrid cinematic bile ever vomited across the big screen. Sound familiar?
A little backstory... (please be polite and pretend to care - afterall, we have to give some reason as to why anyone in their right mind would watch these movies and this is the best we could come up with.)
Commander Rick Wolf, of Untied States Special Operations Unit CORPS (Command of Re-Animate Processing & Suppression) is deployed to an as yet unnamed city to battle a gargantuan horde of flesh eating zombies! (Oh, the world is overrun with flesh eating zombies, did we forget to mention that? Well it is. Deal with it.) Along the way, Commander Wolf's entire squad tragically becomes commando cold cuts for the ever growing army of undead. Outnumbered and out of ammo, Rick takes cover in a seemingly abandoned movie house called Cine-A-Sorrow Theater.
Rick soon finds himself befriending the likes of Johnny Cylon and Topsy-Bot 5000, two automatons left behind by the theater's former owner, the deranged inventor Dr. Harrison Blackwood. Rick and the bots take shelter in the cinema's reinforced Theater Six, only to be held captive by the still living Dr. Blackwood. The mad inventor then forces the trio to watch some of the most terrible B-Movies in existence. Rick and the bots must watch, lest the evil Doctor unleash the waiting legion of zombies on our brave heroes! (Of course, zombies don't eat robots, but for the sake of the show's premise, don't tell them that.)
7:37 AM
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