It's the answer to the question, where have you been? Or something...

The other answer would be, not feeling like blogging, I guess. On the other hand, if you followed me on Twitter or Facebook at least you'd know I'm not dead.   But then again, that stuff is all kind of lame when you come right down to it.

Today I was just following along with the Twitter meme, #lameclaimtofame - oh, I have a few!  Not much but when you condense an entire lifetime down to a few 140 character  tweets, it looks more impressive (paraphrasing George Costanza).

Like...

#lameclaimtofame - I got my first Bible College diploma at age 11, which may be  some kind of record?

#lameclaimtofame The Washington Post put me on the front page of the Lifestyle section once.

#lameclaimtofame My wedding was broadcast live on radio station WEEX and also got front page style section coverage in the Easton Express

#lameclaimtofame I have never had a painting or drawing fail to win a ribbon when entered into a competition. #art

Taking the entrance exam at Western Medical College (coupla decades ago), I got the highest score in the history of the school. #lameclaimtofame

My latest #lameclaimtofame is that I have an essay in the book, Art Is Dead, due out in September.

And there might be a few more equally lame things that look good in small bits.

In the future, I will go back to talking about my favorite subjects here... well, if you really work at talking me into it. heh....