I wouldn't have adventures if I didn't have text messaging or Wal-Mart. I have a Wal-Mart story still in the works, matter of fact. There's really not enough time in the day to recount the tales that only seem to happen to me when I'm alone. Well, that and the stories only a single gal has..but even those you wouldn't believe unless I disguised them as fiction.
Yesterday, there I was innocently studying math, not really giving a damn about factoring binomials, more thinking about multiplication with this hot guy recent in my single girl tales, right. In this case, no names will be changed to protect the guilty because if by some freakish accident I get stalked here, I mean he had it coming.
From: (as saved in my phone) Weird Stranger Isaac
who is this ?
5:26pm 9/17/08
Me: Who is this??
5:27pm I went to Google, stat, to find out the area code, which I vaguely remembered as being El Paso, which it was.
WSI: u sent me a pic
5:27pm
If so it was to a stranger. I don't live in el paso or near there anymore
5:31pm I'm starting to get a little concerned. Surely even in a drunken state I hadn't missent any inappropriate photos but what if someone was trying to get back at me for something..WSI: well whats ur name ? this is isaac
5:31pm
Well this is jamie but i don't know an Isaac.
5:33pm I didn't THINK I knew an Isaac but I might know people still in the El P area so I thought maybe it could be a trick question or a name I didn't remember.WSI: so where do u live ?
5:35pm
Do i know u
5:35pmWSI: idk....i dont even kno what u look like cuz the pic didnt come thro
5:36pm
Yea well i didn't send one so it must me a mistake sorry... relief on my part.. WSI: its kool. ur number just looks really familiar
5:38pm
WSI: remeber me?
5:45pm
RE: Where have you been stationed
5:53pm Note the tan tee. So familiar. But uh, I only tend to deal with the guys in uniform that girls drool over, and he's not one of em. That's just fact. WSI: Fort bliss and fort campbell
5:53pm
When Bliss? I was there like 01 to 03 but way before i had this number
5:55pmWSI: 1 yr
5:55pm
So finally he's cleared all suspicion from my mind. This is just a drunk disturbed GI out to victimize someone. WSI: So u didn't recignise me?
6:37om
No sorry
6:37pmWSI: Can u send me a pic?
6:38pm
No because i don't know you
5:37pmWSI: Well maybe id recognise u
6:39pm
WSI: Do u have myspace?
7:19pm
Oh right, that's the ticket. Next thing I know, he's on the next flight out here, him and his paralyzing injection and hacksaw, and I'm another statistic. And then my myspace will be investigated as well, and put on the news...to say nothing of my phone records.. Who do you think I am??
7:20pmWSI: Shht idk thats y im tryin to figure it out
7:21pm
Okay, so a part of me wanted to be ridiculous and find the most hideous picture I could and send it to him, just mess with his world. I don't think there's any legitimate way he could have had my number in particular. Do people still write numbers on bathroom walls? Who just randomly types in numbers tho? Should I be fearing for my life?
But is the episode over? It was over for me last night but maybe I should make sure he knows its the wrong number? What would you have done?