Haaaaahaaaa! You thought it was a puzzle. Tee-Hee. Well it is!
(Siigh) I feel foolish. I've been on the web for HOURS...and HOURS searching for Eco-Fashion designers. Let me tell you, I can understand why the masses are
not buying green fashions. It's hard to find. The ones I do find are so "NY Fashion Week." I mean, that's good I am glad they have succeeded, but Jane Dough over here on 123 Main Street, Town, USA can't afford Manhattan prices, nor fit Manhattan sizes.
Where are the designers in America that are creating cute chic items for those families. Huh? Where art thou? I think I spent 7 hours on various search engines trying to find them. I feel I have failed. (Heavy Siiiigh..cough-cough, oh my asthma...) But anyway, I will not quit. I will continue to find these green designers that are dressing the green collar worker. I am gonna contact Earth Day, Hear say, and whoever else I need to contact to "git'er done." I will have a successful showing of earth friendly clothing at NC Fashion Week. If I have to use (what's left after bills of) my little unemployment check and side hustles to scour the US, right now I am ready for it. As long as gas prices don't go up.
(Cue Majestic Music...no- not that song the next one.) NC is ready! She is ready to rise up in the fashion world. It's time that the former textile capital be seen for who she really is and not the corn fields that line her roads; but rather, the corn rows lining people's heads because haven't realized it's no longer in style. It's time to stand up and tell people that there is a difference between winter white and white and no they shouldn't be paired together as an outfit. Don't let that freedom ring!!
Channel your inner Jesse Jackson (leaving behind the *hateration) and Chant it with me: It's just not right to wear mixed matched whites.
So, I ask these green designers where are you and what have you done with your social network? (insert tantrum here) Why are you not easy find? NC raise your head because we are unifyin' fashion. We will no longer be in the dar- .....hold up, wait.
Kill the majestic music! I just got an idea. Gotta go bye!
I'm V the monk is resting....for
NC FASHION WEEK