So.... The New York Yankees won the World Series for the umpteenth time. Wooo Hooo! And they won it with men by the names of A-Rod, Jeter and Hideki Matsui (phoooooey). Sounds like a japanese porno flick. Yikes!
What happened to manly names like Mean Joe Green, Dick Butkus and the Thriller in Maniler? Oops! Wrong sport! Where's Johnny Bench when ya need em eh?
And to think the mayor gave them all a key to the city. Is he crazy!? Like they don't pretty much run the city and get whatever already. Now give me a key and see what damage can be done. Damage? More like catastrophe. hee hee!
Hats off to the Brooklyn Bombers... the men in grey.... those guys with funny names. Phooooey to the Phillies and that Philly Phanatic creature thingy. Maybe next year schmucks!
Next year I hear they may extend baseball into late november. Yeah..no kiddin! I can see it now. Ear muffs, thick wool coats and mittens. This ain't baseball! It's a frolic through Antartica. Brrrrrrrrrrrr! I feel all schriveled...and stuff.
Now that baseball is over with it's time to focus on the real man's sport..... SOCCER! Lol chuckle chuckle *snort* .... I meant to say Ping Pong silly. Really! But don't cry folks... baseball will back before you know it. Four months to be exact...until then this is Alfred E. Neuman rounding third and heading for home..... face first of course.
Now that's service! Thanks Matsui Hockapooey!