You know I'm not the one to worry. Well.... at least that's what my slogan says right? But sometimes Alfred gets a little frazzled...flustered...frustrated and yes... even a little constipated at times. For example, I took my good friend Pj's advice and put back up the Player Playlist thingy. Well it lasted all but two weeks and whatya know!? Yep! Tom and the Myspace cracked staff took it away again! PHOOOOOOOEY!
I'm beginning to wonder if ol Tom has it out for one Alfred E. Neuman eh? Either that or he's just not fond of Herb and the T.B. Hmmmmmm...could be! Those songs do get a little nerve racking at times... not to mention stick in your head like a bad hangover.
Oh well! I'm not gonna let this get me down. So what! that most of my friends all have Player Playlist thingies! So what! that they are all listening to tunes enjoyable to the soul! So what! that I'm stuck with the Myspace Music Puke selection! So what! that I have a corn the size of Texas on my big toe! ( this is irrelevantly irrelevant no doubt ).
Whatya know? I've just noticed that I only have 9 toes. Must of been that last Fourth of July M80 between the toe race we had. Pshaw!
Anyways..... thanks for hearing me out. I think the only solution for the Myspace music debacle is to just hum your favorite tunes while viewing the Alfred page. That way it'll cleanse your soul while flushing your bowels at the same time. Kinda like Muselix eh?
What!? I can't hear you! I'm listening to "The Myspace Worst Songs Ever List"!