Yeah it's Thanksgiving I fucking get it! I'm not doing a Thanksgiving blog for the simple fact that everyone and their turkey lovin' mama is doing one. I'm thankful for not getting a Nyquil enema or ass herpes. How about that? Not good enough well cram it up your mouth meats along with cranberry and stuffing! Thank you Charlie Brown for fucking it up for everybody!

Well I figure I will keep it light and playful as always by having yet another blog about the wonderfulness of being LNW. I have a high opinion of myself not too much but a much too much. Since I'm the shit and you are not, do you have what it takes to be my sidekick? Do you have the sand to say and do shit that will get you 5 to 10? I say that you don't, so stop before you start.

 Okay if you blatantly ignored the afore sentence then you are off to a great start and you are on your way to unpussification. I know for a fact that Alexander would most definitely be my kick ass cohort. I'm more than confidant that he would punch me in the uterus then give me a frencher. That's how he rolls. Don't believe me that he has the sand to hang with me read his blog that he wrote over a year ago that still gets comments  here.

So here's the rub. To prove you worth or basically if you are bored and have nothing better to do take this quiz to see if you could be my partner in crime. Compare your answers to see if you could kick a homeless Japanese man in the face, ass punch a drag queen, birth babies  look as faboo as me and did I mention my husband is hot? His blue eyes will melt your vagina off regardless if you have one or not. Remember that Indiana Jones movie where the Nazis opened the Ark? Yeah it's like that.

Answer these questions as honestly as you can. But I know you will try to answer them how you would think I would. Fuck you in advance. Happy Thanksgiving Bitches!