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Friday, November 30, 2007 

Current mood:  drained
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping

For the uninitiated this is an Undressed! blog. On Msn.com there's this columnist by the name of Kat Giantis that basically gets all kinds of bitchy about celebrity and their ill fated wardrobe. I blatantly take the pics and come up with my own catty remarks. Oh it's deliciously fucked up and full of Haterade. Lets get this shindig dug!

Heidi Klum




I know what you are thinking. I'm not going to make a crack kills or crack is whack joke. But why did Heidi think it was cool to dress as the stunt double for Showgirls? All I know is that it's not make it work time on the Sunset Strip Heidi. Besides the obvious tragic ass cleavage, I think Heidi's vagina is trying to say hi. What the fuck is up with the Scotch tape holding her dress together? Did Seal cosign on this? She looks like a tarted up cocker spaniel.

Mary-Kate Olsen


What the shit is this? These girls creep me the fuck out next to Dakota Fanning. Creepy doll human! What kinda look was she going for? Sexiest pillow case from Bed Bath and Beyond? And the shoes! Those are the fugilest stripper shoes in the history of whore footwear. It was reported that Mary-Kate's feet tried to escape that's why they are tied back. This is what happens when you bang Lance Armstrong.

Sharon Stone



Holy cat suit Batman! Camel toe is not the new cleavage indeed! See what happened was that Sharon felt the need to try something new. She flashes her vagina so much she decided to have it vacuum sealed. It's hard to find your vagina on the floor at a Hollywood party. Damn near impossible to find on the red carpet. Yeah that was a hidden period joke or maybe Ms. Stone snatch looks like a baboon's ass. You take your pick which one you want to laugh at.

Rihanna



SOS please somebody help her find a proper dress! Note to Rihanna: Minnie Mouse is going to beat the shit out of your titties for hijacking her bows. Next time you see your stylist take that damn Umbrella and shove it up their ass.

Beyonce



All I have to say is that these shoes cost $4,175! I can't write anything funny right now cause I just punched my son in the face for not being Beyonce. I said " How come you can't be Beyonce and buy butt ugly outfits and shoes for me!" To which he replied "cause I'm only 4 and I have a penis." A penis didn't stop Beyonce! That explains the thing sticking up from behind her shoes.

There you read it you can't unread it! I know that Sharon's clam is burned into your eyes. You see it even when your eyes are shut. Don't worry it will go away in a couple days. It happened to me when I saw Amy Winehouse or when I saw David Guest and Da Brat kissing. This too shall pass.







Currently listening:
Dangerously in Love
By Beyoncé
Release date: 24 June, 2003
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WhyJustWhy just IS..

 
I can't get past Beyonce's shoes...they look almost like those skates all kids have when they first start skating...the big clunky plastic ones mated with some damn legos.

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DAMN GET UP IS THAT !?
 
Posted by WhyJustWhy just IS.. on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 8:37 PM
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LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy.

 
What can you say that doesn't involve involuntary child abuse?
 
Posted by LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy. on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 8:54 PM
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My world of 13
Cassie Parker

 
Sharon's clam!!!! LMAO!!!

I think these women try to look so damn stupid, just to get attention!!!! I mean, with the exception of Beyonce, none of them are too much in the limelight anymore. I don't know what Beyonce's excuse could be!!!
 
Posted by My world of 13 on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 8:39 PM
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LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy.

 
I think you need to pimp my blog cause I'm an attention whore.

I'm just saying!
 
Posted by LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy. on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 8:55 PM
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My world of 13
Cassie Parker

 
and this line "Minnie Mouse is going to beat the shit out of your titties for hijacking her bows." is just too much!!!! LMAO!!!!
 
Posted by My world of 13 on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 8:40 PM
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LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy.

 
Yeah I laughed a good 3 hours over that shit.
 
Posted by LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy. on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 8:52 PM
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Melissa

 
Truly, this fucking rocks.
 
Posted by Melissa on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 9:15 PM
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*Corey

 
I have quit expecting anything else from the Olsen Twins. They always look horrible!!

Beyonce's shoes have reflectors!!!!
 
Posted by *Corey on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 9:19 PM
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LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy.

 
The twins, Mariah Carrey, Bjork, and Bai Ling are in the club of "busted bitches". I think they slap band aids across their nipples and a bumper sticker on their asses and say "voila outfit complete".
 
Posted by LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy. on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 9:34 PM
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*Corey

 
you know, i would put bjork in a category all her own.. bc she may look crazy, but she is not the run-of-the-mill look like a whore!!
 
Posted by *Corey on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 9:38 PM
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Stephanie

 
I almost spit water on my keyboard over the Minnie mouse bows comment. And that my friend is why I read your blogs!
 
Posted by Stephanie on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 9:45 PM
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Alexander

 
The Sharon Stone one made me vomit and laugh at the same time.
 
Posted by Alexander on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 9:53 PM
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The Mad Goat

 
And there I thought I already had enough reasons to hate Beyone and Rhiana. Good job!
 
Posted by The Mad Goat on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 10:19 PM
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Ruby Tuesday - Pebbles

 
Beyonce looks bizarre, but at least she still pulls off looking adorable...

As for the other ones?

My eyes ARE burning from the camel toe... that's just... ugh. The enormous crucifix is a bit much as well.

Rihanna's dress looks like it's straight from the crappy section of goodwill
 
Posted by Ruby Tuesday - Pebbles on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 10:38 PM
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De Lyn

 
Aw, hell. I never made up above the camel toe! LOL
 
Posted by De Lyn on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 11:09 PM
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Bocephus

 
Beyonce's totally whoring herself out these days. Have you seen her recent commercials?

At the very least, your son could be a whore. Introduce him to some priests.
 
Posted by Bocephus on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 10:45 PM
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De Lyn

 
Heidi needs another one of those see-thru holders to keep the back of her dress up. Seriously, is it ever comfortable to have your crack on display in public? I guess if you're being paid...but damn. The onlookers deserve some reimbursement, too.

Mary-Kate would be a great person for a human remake of "The Nightmare Before Christmas".

Sharon...gawd.

Rihanna - I couldn't look at it long enough to figure out what was hiding her boobs. Thank you for letting me know those are bows. GAD!

Beyonce - I absolutely love everything...but the shoes. Those strips under the straps on top look like those things they used to put on baby shoes to keep the laces tied, and the rest does look like those learner roller skates. I could find so many much better things to spend that money on!
 
Posted by De Lyn on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 11:16 PM
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Mandy

 
What in the FUCK was Beyonce thinking when she put those shoes on and left the house?
They're like a cross between Crocs, a bike helmet, and Laser Tag gear.
 
Posted by Mandy on Saturday, December 01, 2007 - 3:14 AM
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VINCE DAWSON

 
"All I have to say is that these shoes cost $4,175!"

I don't think Beyonces feet are worth that much, but that's just me.

I had no idea that Fisher Price was into designer stomps.
This Christmas will beeee
A very special Christmas...
For meee - hee hee!
 
Posted by VINCE DAWSON on Saturday, December 01, 2007 - 9:23 AM
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hands off the freaking cherry coke zero

 
Mary-Kate looks like she has to go to the bathroom. Poor dear, probably went in her dress too.
 
Posted by hands off the freaking cherry coke zero on Saturday, December 01, 2007 - 10:42 PM
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Damn Special Secret Agent of God

 
NOOOO!!! Not Mary-Kate's weird lace vagina diaper! I'm never going to stop throwing up.
 
Posted by Damn Special Secret Agent of God on Monday, December 03, 2007 - 10:04 AM
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Lady Shadow

 
The Minnie Mouse comment was pure gold. The image from the first 3 pics are burnt into my eyes, *thanks :( *and Beyonce does at least manage cute despite the children's skates attached to her feet. At least we'll see the feet in the crowd if she goes head down, ass and legs up.
 
Posted by Lady Shadow on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 - 12:32 AM
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Guams Cellular Grandpa
Masayang Bato

 
The Olsen twins are beyond scary, especially when they start putting the makeup on with a shovel.

Lance, next time you need a shot of ass, just go ahead and pay for it.
 
Posted by Guams Cellular Grandpa on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 - 1:52 AM
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Carlos aka Superman

 
Well, Heidi brings new meaning to the saying, "silent but deadly fart"

Mary Kate is just modeling the new line of Depends adult diapers for those heavy days.

Once again, I applaud you NavyWife.
 
Posted by Carlos aka Superman on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 - 5:13 AM
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Hellcat Heidi

 
Yep, even supermodels have their faults and Heidi's dress illustrates that. I'll take my huge ass and fat rolls over her flat, pancake butt and weird, ripply back. WTF is that about? Someone call Tim Gunn!

I think the Olsen twins are even bigger attention whores than Paris Hilton. Why else would they indulge in "the ugly" so often and with such enthusiasm?

There's a reason that both clingy pantsuits and Sharon Stone went out of style.

Poor Rihanna. Someone needs to tell her that just because a designer gives you a dress doesn't mean you have to wear it. SOS indeed!

Beyonce... *sigh*. She needs to fire her mama. I swear, I think Tina Knowles secretly hates her daughter and dresses her like a drag queen just for shits & giggles. Wake up, B!
 
Posted by Hellcat Heidi on Wednesday, December 05, 2007 - 6:13 PM
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tom

 
you know, i think heidi brought her cocker spaniel with her... theres something big and hairy hanging from her drawers... as for the olsen twins... theyre like drugged up lolita whore barbie... beyonce... its hard for anything to take my eyes off her, but those fucking shoes did it! rihanna... i'm not gay by any stretch, but DAMN!! and sharon stone... do these people own mirrors?!?!?
 
Posted by tom on Wednesday, December 05, 2007 - 11:35 PM
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ryan

 
hehehe, yoiur funny, i like your vacumed sealed vagina joke.
but
i still wanna have sex with ashley olsen..or mary kate..either or i don't care
 
Posted by ryan on Friday, December 07, 2007 - 5:19 AM
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The Fabulous Allison

 
Oh this shit was damn funny! It never ceases to amaze me how celebs think this kind of shit is high fashion! It is horrible!

By the way, this is my first visit. Got the link from The MySpace Crew. Sending an add request dahling!
 
Posted by The Fabulous Allison on Friday, December 14, 2007 - 12:13 AM
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Kim

 
Where did you find these pics? These women have no clue how to dress. I especially loved Sharon Stone's camel toe.
 
Posted by Kim on Tuesday, January 29, 2008 - 12:37 AM
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LilNavyWife is Kristy just Kristy.



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