I'm reposting this blog just for shits and giggles. I read it and it made me giggle and I ghost pooped myself. Enjoy!
This blog was spurred on by my friend Ian's blog you should check him out some time. He is definitely going to Hell for the shit that falls out of his brain meats. I read it and I felt like my soul was in jeopardy. So it got me to thinking, what kind of things are funny that are worthy of putting ones soul to a one way ticket to hell? I know I'm going to hell for kicking a Japanese hobo in the face. So what's stopping me from airing out my secret chuckles? Nothing thats what.
1. Retarded people. Yes laughing at the "differently abled" folks will garner you eternally damned. But honestly how can one fight the urge? If Johnny Can't-get-right is banging his helmeted head against the window of the short yellow bus, is that not funny? If Suzie Poops-her-pants decides to make an avant garde painting with her feces, do you not want to giggle? But our souls are on the line here so we stifle.
2. When a deaf person speaks. Okay now it's hard going through life not knowing what a bird sounds like or much of anything for that matter. But when ever a person that happens to be deaf speaks I go weak from the effort of not laughing out loud.
3. A child busting their little ass. I have small children and they do and will bust their asses. The mom in me kisses their boo-boos and comforts them. But the bastard in me laughs myself silly. I rewind it over and over in my head. That will never stop being funny.
4. Animals with wheels. Every time I see these poor unfortunate creatures I want to kick them over. And that folks makes me laugh.
5. Murderball. Its a documentary of different leagues of quadriplegic rugby players. Enough said.
6. Okay this one is hard to explain. Remember the movie Titanic? Its the part when the ship up ends itself. Well one of the unlucky passengers hits the propeller. I was the only person in the theatre laughing.
7. Those infomercials about the starving kids in Africa. Nothing is funny about 3rd world poverty. Why do I go near insanity when they show the kid with the fly in his eye? Couldn't Sally just flick it away? Poor thing is too hungry to blink.
Theres a laundry list of things that I'm hell bound for but I could've sworn I heard Satan adding me to his friends list so I have to stop right now.
Here's the Japanese product of the day:
We can't help ourselves can we? Americans, when we learn? We are all going to hell.
