I get a lot of bulletins, or begathons and occassionally once I sort through them I find bits of useful info or something funny. I have been busy lately with work and "real" life stuff, neither of which provides me time to sit in front of the computer. SO, I was donating blood and first borns, oops I mean paying some bills online and stumbled across this in the bulletins section (yup, gotta get in the myspace time between depleting my funds) and decided, why not? It's silly but destracted me from the fact that now I can only afford to eat air if I want to maintain that wineaux status in the beverage department. Have fun!

My 9 names...

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Tony Venable (what a smooth adult contemporary name this is!)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)

Lillian Kisses (more like a pornstar name)

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name)
HELA

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Violet Pussycat (if i was a large breasted pet detective)

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Elayna Bioloxi (what a freakin hillbilly i am! this show is only viewed in red states!)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in.)
Ellhechhou (this sounds like a sneeze)

7. Terrorist Name: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Anyale Srebmahc (don't fuck with me, i hit with pointy sticks)

8. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on)
Elayna Besssemer (bad dragqueen name, maybe)

9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink)
The Violet Shiraz (ah yes, i can slurp down defensless wine in seconds!)

(thanks lysie!)

NOW EVERYONE TELL ME YOUR RIDICULOUS NAMES!