I found this online...it made me giggle. :*)

A classroom full of
kids was surveyed on what superpowers they'd like to have, first if
they were a superhero, and then if they were a supervillain. The kids
replied with the usual things: "Superhero - flying, Supervillain -
setting things on fire," "Hero - invisibility, Villain - x-ray vision,"
etc.

But one kid cracked up the teacher with his answers. Like
everyone else, he was asked, "All right, so what superpower would you
like to have if you were a superhero?" To which he replied, "Making
people laugh." Then, the teacher asked, "And what about if you were a
supervillain?" And the little boy said, "Making people laugh...to
death."

:*)