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August 15, 2007 - Wednesday 

Category: Food and Restaurants

Since the days of ancient Greece, Rome and Egypt, the aroma of raw garlic has both enticed and repulsed the masses.

The Egyptians were so enamored of garlic that they used it as a currency, with slaves selling for 15 pounds of garlic.  In fact, the world's first labor strike is directly attributed to a lack of garlic.  The slaves who built Egypt's Great Pyramids initially refused to work until they received daily rations of garlic.  Over 1.5 million pounds of garlic were consumed in the construction of the Great Pyramids.

The ancient Greek word for garlic is scorodon, derived from skaion rodon, or "stinking rose."  Viewed with an imaginative eye, bulbs of garlic do indeed resemble white roses.  Whether these roses stink or smell quite lovely is an open question and the subject of heated debate in Italy.

Fillipo La Mantia operates a trendy restaurant in downtown Rome.  His kitchen is remarkable for its utter lack of garlic, a staple in Italian and Mediterranean cuisine.

"I will never use garlic!" vows La Mantia, as he assembles a plate of octopus linguine with orange juice and almond pesto.

In what the Italian daily Corriere della Sera calls "The Crusade of the Garlic Enemies," garlic-haters are waging a campaign to eliminate garlic from Italian food.

At the forefront of the movement is a former prime minister with fascist tendencies and a delicate pallette.  Silvio Berlusconi's five years in office were marked by a public aversion to garlic, including an outright ban on garlic in the Palazzo Chigi.

Berlusconi's peculiar obsession with minty breath is well established.  Carlo Rosella, an executive at one of Berlusconi's television networks, reports, "He considers garlic very dangerous for the environment, his personal environment."

Many Italians are horrified by the movement to defame garlic.

"Garlic is the king of the kitchen," says chef Antonello Colonna.  "To eliminate it is like eliminating violins from an orchestra."

While critics characterize garlic as bitter and overwhelming, garlic lovers point to the health benefits of eating garlic, in addition to the rich sweetness of cooked garlic.

Food critic Davide Paolini considers the aroma of garlic to be "a real, genuine smell.  It's not stink."

By Paolini's estimation, the movement to ban garlic is tyranny. "It's nonsense dictated by people who want to keep their breath under control."

Sweet, roasted garlic.

Pickled garlic.

Pink variety.

Garlic plants.

Freshly harvested.

Hippies Against Mouthwash (H.A.M.).

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Caroline

 
I adore garlic! THANK GOD for Altoids, or I would probably still be single. Garlic ain't going nowhere. Now the best spice I think most Americans are missing out on?

Curry.

No question.
 
Posted by Caroline on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 8:02 PM
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Seto
Seth Pollins

 
Curry's not really a spice (neither is garlic, but that's neither here nor there) but rather a collection of spices mixed together. True though, many people are missing out on curry, but if they're missing out on the store-bought jars then they're not missing out on much. the store bought variety is most certainly too old for human consumption (curry loses its luster after about a month.)

There's nothing like homemade curry made with fresh spices, toasted and ground into powder. I use cumin, coriander, black peppercorns, cayenne pepper, ginger, and, of course, turmeric, in my curry, among other spices.

If you find a great Indian restaurant you'll probably discover some magical curry...
 
Posted by Seto on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 12:18 PM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
You forgot the curry. Dried curry leaves can be pulverized and added to the mix.

Store-bought curry is terrible unless you are opening a fresh jar.

Curry is not only delicious; it has many medicinal properties, like garlic.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 7:47 PM
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Seto
Seth Pollins

 
I have such a rough time finding dried curry leaves--even my local Indian store doesn't have them. But yes. And right now I'm thinking of using curry leaves in a pickled lemon recipe...
 
Posted by Seto on August 17, 2007 - Friday - 11:35 AM
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Wednesday aka Liz
Liz Johnson

 
That last statement wouldn't happen to have anything to do with your last name would it?? hahaha
 
Posted by Wednesday aka Liz on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 4:24 AM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
She is aptly named.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 7:47 PM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
To be sure, to be sure.

Another underappreciated flavor: tamarind.

I am trying to make up for the prejudices of other Americans by eating all manner of obscure foodstuffs.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 8:06 PM
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(¯'·._.·Irene·._.·'¯)

 
Have you ever had Tamarind-flavored soda? Or how about atole de tamarindo?
 
Posted by (¯'·._.·Irene·._.·'¯) on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 1:59 AM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
I've had the soda but never the atole. It sounds incredibly delicious!
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 12:03 PM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
Thanks. I had been waiting too long to use that information in a blog, finally got the chance.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 8:09 PM
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Kalyca
Kalyca Acosta

 
Yummy, you can't have a chicken swarma salad without tons of garlic, plus it is a natural antibiotic and repels most biting insects and dare I add.... vampires.
 
Posted by Kalyca on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 8:09 PM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
It is also impossible to have baked spaghetti without garlic...


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Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 8:16 PM
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Why I Otter

 
Garlic rocks !!!!
 
Posted by Why I Otter on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 8:09 PM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
I am strongly biased in favor of garlic.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 8:16 PM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
It sounds like you invented a fiery new dish.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 8:39 PM
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Dazza's War
Darren O'Meara

 
Ever noticed how the more bland a clove of garlic tastes, the worse it smells when it oozes out of your pores the next day?
 
Posted by Dazza's War on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 8:27 PM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
Yes. Why is that? I'm guessing it's because the amount of garlic I eat is directly proportional to the mildness of the flavor.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 8:40 PM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
Long live garlic!

Prediction: you will live a long life too.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 10:26 PM
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-V-

 



I use these 5 ingredients when preparing each and every meal ...

Garlic, Onions, Kosher Salt, Black Pepper & Olive Oil (sometimes Grapeseed)


I cannot imagine life without any one of them!



 
Posted by -V- on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 8:51 PM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
Imagine if you had to subsist on onions, kosher salt, pepper and olive oil alone. Terrible!
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 10:40 PM
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Thats Mr Twat to you.

 
I am glad to be able to report that this coming saturday a family outing (16 of us, 3 to 73) has been arranged to the Isle of Wight, upon which the annual Garlic festival is being held. Garlic ice cream is top of my must try list. Will report back.
 
Posted by Thats Mr Twat to you. on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 9:10 PM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
I can't wait to hear about this. You are a brave man.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 10:41 PM
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Jackie Blue

 
A ban on garlic!!!!!!!!!! FOR SHAME!!!!!!!

Are you sure this former prime minister is of Mediterranean descent?

I demand a background check!
 
Posted by Jackie Blue on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 9:14 PM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
He is Milanese, in spite of his anti-garlic tendencies.

Berlusconi is also the wealthiest man in Italy. You would think he could afford to buy some mouthwash.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 10:45 PM
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Ken

 
Garlic is amazing! It enhances every dish it's part of, and is good for you!
 
Posted by Ken on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 9:47 PM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
Garlic is sublime.

But cannabis is my "desert island" herb.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 10:46 PM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
I'll bet his breath smells like fish.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 10:47 PM
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~Bobbie~ The Musical

 
Eliminate garlic!!!!!!!! Hah that be the day I would leave garlic out of my special sauce.
That is blasphemous, Outrageous , An evil thought by the far left Italians I'm sure.
 
Posted by ~Bobbie~ The Musical on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 11:40 PM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
A world without garlic is an abomination and should not be tolerated.

What else goes in the special sauce, or is that classified?
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 1:06 AM
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Teahead

 
Berlusconi is a bloodsucker
 
Posted by Teahead on August 15, 2007 - Wednesday - 11:40 PM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
What more would you expect from the owner of AC Milan?
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 12:53 AM
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Don

 
There's a great little restaurant in San Francisco called The Stinking Rose. It is garlic heaven! They have a garlic meatloaf that is to die for, and even garlic desserts on the menu.
 
Posted by Don on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 12:05 AM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
I've heard of this restaurant, possibly even smelled it. I hope the menus are composed of garlic as well.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 12:54 AM
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AnthroGeek
Tanya Beer Sommelier

 
I love garlic!!! But yes, too much can be, well, too much. I sat eating roasted garlic smothered on pieces of bread one night at a restaurant and feasted on that for maybe an hour until our meals came (yes, they were busy and very, very slow -- I'm surprised we didn't walk out). Then I had pasta with a whole lot more whole cloves of roasted garlic in it. It was a bit too much. At least no vampires were around me that night. Along with no one wanting to kiss me either . . . ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
 
Posted by AnthroGeek on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 12:09 AM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
I once ate a head of roasted garlic and drank a bottle of brandy. The following day was unpleasant for everyone around me.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 12:56 AM
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~Lilinoe ~volcano goddess of the mist
Desiree Berrigan

 
What? Italian food without garlic? I think not! Blasphemy! That is precisely why Italian food is my favorite! I was going to recommend the pickled garlic and then noticed you had the good taste to list it. No need to even concoct your own recipe. Just finish off the pickles and drop your raw, peeled garlic cloves in. Put in the fridge for 24 hours and mmmm, mmmm!!! And not to worry about your breath. Just be sure to date another garlic lover!!!
 
Posted by ~Lilinoe ~volcano goddess of the mist on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 12:38 AM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
You see, then, why garlic is the scent of romance in addition to being the scent of so many other wonderful things.

Dates never complain of garlic breath provided they are also eating garlic.

It is also romantic to be in the same predicament as your lover--you both have outwardly offensive breath, but smell great together.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 1:02 AM
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Madge- ur soaking in it ♥s Palmolive

 
I looooove me some garlic.

Except when it's on someone's breath that's right in my face. But then again, any breath right in my face is gross.
 
Posted by Madge- ur soaking in it ♥s Palmolive on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 12:59 AM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
I am formulating a garlic-flavored breath mint for the Japanese market.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 1:03 AM
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(¯'·._.·Irene·._.·'¯)

 
You should try to make it to the Garlic Festival over here in Gilroy, California. They have garlic-flavored everything. : )
 
Posted by (¯'·._.·Irene·._.·'¯) on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 2:04 AM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
That will be one of my stops on the IFOCE tour.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 7:48 PM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
Too much garlic can create a magnificent stench the next day, but this is no reason to ban garlic.

The odor/aroma is in the nose of the beholder.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 7:52 PM
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kelly

 
this goes to prove that only a fascist can hate garlic. f'in fascists.
 
Posted by kelly on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 2:28 AM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
It's amazing Berlusconi was ever elected, considering this glaring character flaw.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 7:54 PM
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melody
melody vargas

 
You have an interedting presentation technique and oddly provocative tpics that compells one to read out of curousity!

Great piece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by melody on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 3:26 AM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
Thank you so much! I'm glad you liked it.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 7:50 PM
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Quita

 
Garlic... soooo good on all my foods!! I use it everyday.
 
Posted by Quita on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 4:04 AM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
I use fresh garlic in most of the dishes I prepare. The only ingredients I use more frequently than garlic are salt, pepper and extra virgin olive oil.

Eat garlic every day and you will have longevity.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 7:56 PM
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Seto
Seth Pollins

 
I've had an on again off again relationship with garlic, but I would never give it up completely. That's obscene!

I like using garlic in my own cooking, but I generally do not like how most restaurants (at least in Philly) use garlic as a sort of flavor crutch. The problem is many restaurants burn garlic or overtreat it, which accounts for that mettalic taste you have in your month after eating. Of course the tinny, not entirely pleasant aroma of many restaurants can also be attributed to burnt garlic. That's why I often bring my own raw garlic too restaurants. I simply sit there and slice it at the table. (Not kidding.)

I prefer garlic toasted and blackened in a pan, slow roasted, or raw. You only really get the powerful health benefits of garlic if you eat it raw. Often we'll blanch garlic to take off the edge, but the edge is quite appealing in small doses. I like raw garlic, chopped, and sprinkled over roasted potatoes. Adding parsley helps counter the pungency of the garlic, both before and after digestion.

Why don't you write a blog about parsley? Many people add parsley to carrot juice. The neurological effects of parsley juice are said to be so potent that drinking more than a few ounces can have a serious influence on your equilibrium...Currently, I'm drinking Goji juice and liking it...
 
Posted by Seto on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 12:31 PM
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Bish of Canterbury

 
Speaking of juice, I love the juiciness of raw garlic. I have little doubt that raw, fresh garlic provides the optimum degree of health benefits. I know of only one food that is more nutritious cooked than raw: tomatoes.

I love roasted garlic and usually roast 5-10 heads at a time. I mash the roasted cloves together with salt, pepper, olive oil, fresh parsley and thyme, and pecorino. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

A blog about parsley would seem to be a logical next step. I am intrigued by the comment you made about parsley and equilibrium. Actually I am amazed that I have never overdosed on parsley. I have eaten enormous salads made entirely of Italian parsley. I don't care for the curly shit.
 
Posted by Bish of Canterbury on August 16, 2007 - Thursday - 8:06 PM
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