After all this time of me having written not a damned thing, you're probably expecting a bit more than this post.
Tonight, while I was nerding out to some Fallout 3, this dick right here:
Shot my dog.
So I shot him in the face.
Now, he's big, green, and probably an Italian. So that first shot just knocked him unconscious. The next was completely necessary.
That is all. Do not attack my dog.