10 reasons why SIX GUN LULLABY will ALWAYS be better than Trampskirts:

1. T-BAG looks like Joey Lawrence and LG looks like:
Create your own FACEinHOLE

2. We have a number 2 in our "Top 10"

3. Our band name doesn't have a "The" in front of it.

4. Indianapolis likes us more: we autographed 5 albums and sold 10. Eat it.

5. We don't deface respected venues. We play music there so people will remember our names.

6. Our songs are "sonic euphoria"

7. Sing it: "Our merch brings all the boys to the yard. Damn right it's better than your's!"

8. We have much MORE sex, but with FEWER people. (whores)

9. Our van has wood panneling, never belonged to a church, and doesn't take $150 to fill up.

10. LG blows goats for quarters. I have proof: she's from Iowa.

And this one goes to 11: None of us are from Iowa. -Six Gun Lullaby