Twas in de middle of de desert
In de middle of de night
I spilled my yak lamp oil
And caused my yak to light
He crowelled and he bantered
And he trew my rug off
Twas then dat i went flying
My ass he tried to boff
My mutter trew some ol bhrown bheans
An attempt to stop de fire
On de back of de ol faa tanimal
Stupid ol faat codger
My brutter he kept trying
To put an end to de red blaze
But ended up lighting his cigarette
While my ass the yak did graze
Deed i do de wrong ting
When wit gun i deed fight back
While i was being bhuggered
Buy a queer and flaming yak?