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Current mood:  amused Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
roy: hey man, you okay?
moss: yep.
roy: you sure?
moss: yep.
roy: wait, was it those bullies again?!
moss: yep.
roy: oh well what do they do exactly?
moss: they make hurtful comments roy.
roy: well you have to learn to stand up for yourself man. okay lets try something. lets do some roleplay. okay you think that would be a good idea?
moss: it certainly helped me learn how to buy sandwiches.
roy: okay, uh lets go for it. okay. so i'll be those bullies on the bench.
moss: what, all of them?
roy: no, just one of them.
moss: which one?
roy: i dont know them, moss. im a bully. on the bench. and you're gonna walk past me, but this time after i make a hurtful comment, come back at me. get all up in my shit! right?
*nods*
roy: okay, oh no no no wait, what do they usually say?
moss: they mention my glasses.
roy: okay lets start with that.
*moss skips past roy*
roy: dem glasses are shit innit!
*moss cries*
moss: its too real roy, its too real!
roy: i wont do the voice, i wont do the voice.
moss: thankyou.
roy: okay.
*moss skips past*
roy: nice glasses.
moss: ahhh yeahh... uhh mmdnd... maybe, the reason i have to wear glasses is... because i suffer from short sightedness and i can i... put contact lenses in cos im frightened of... touching my eyes. and i cant, theres no way, theres oh... no, these glasses, i cant and ... theres no, yeah.
roy: yeah.
*moss skips past*
roy: stupid hair.
*moss breaks down*
12:02 AM
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